Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2007 11:04:21 am PDT #3356 of 28197
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Possibly it just means that they're taunting you with the fact that IT'S THERE BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT MUWAH-HA-HA!


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:05:57 am PDT #3357 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

I doublechecked - it's UPS not USPS -- but same thing, right? And I can't have it delivered before tomorrow anyway, right?


ChiKat - Jul 20, 2007 11:06:55 am PDT #3358 of 28197
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I don't know, sumi. Here's what mine says (it's coming UPS though and not USPS):

July 20, 2007 07:50:00 AM FRANKLIN PARK IL US Departure Scan
July 20, 2007 04:44:00 AM FRANKLIN PARK IL US Held by carrier - customer to arrange delivery

I didn't arrange anything, but it left the facility 3 hours later.


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:07:55 am PDT #3359 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

Ah.

Okay, mine is being held in DeKalb -- I guess that means that tomorrow the will deliver.


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:09:18 am PDT #3360 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

Okay, mine LIES and says that the receiver requested a hold and the service is basic -- does that mean I won't get it 'til Monday?

Here's what it says:

DEKALB,IL, US 07/20/2007 8:02 A.M.
THE RECEIVER REQUESTED A HOLD FOR A FUTURE DELIVERY DATE. UPS WILL ATTEMPT DELIVERY ON DATE REQUESTED / DELIVERY RESCHEDULED


ChiKat - Jul 20, 2007 11:10:12 am PDT #3361 of 28197
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I just went to UPS and here's what they said about mine

THE RECEIVER REQUESTED A HOLD FOR A FUTURE DELIVERY DATE. UPS WILL ATTEMPT DELIVERY ON DATE REQUESTED / DELIVERY RESCHEDULED

I did NOT request a hold!!! Amazon requested it. Which means, UPS would have delivered it today. It's sitting there in Franklin Park. I could be there in 30 minutes. But, I bet they wouldn't give it to me, huh?


ChiKat - Jul 20, 2007 11:10:51 am PDT #3362 of 28197
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

does that mean I won't get it 'til Monday?

No, you'll get it tomorrow.


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:12:36 am PDT #3363 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

Mine arrived and was scanned in yesterday!!!!


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2007 11:22:21 am PDT #3364 of 28197
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I just doublechecked mine (because all the cool kids are doing it), and it's just hanging out in Cincinnati, waiting.

WANT.

I also found a used copy of a book I had when I was a kid, which I had forgotten the title of. It's a collection of stories about princesses, all of whom are not stereotypical waiting-for-a-prince passive princesses. Not a Sleeping Beauty among them. Instead, the stories are about princesses who overcome evil curses, outsmart a dragon who's about to attack the castle, and make peace with a mean giant.

Because I never rely on Occam's razor, when I couldn't remember the title of this book about princesses, I tried googling all kinds of related keywords.

Anyway, I eventually found it. The title? The Princess Book. Of course.


Dana - Jul 20, 2007 11:23:50 am PDT #3365 of 28197
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Amazon says mine will be here "July 23-27." Surely they're just fucking with me, right?