Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


ChiKat - Jul 20, 2007 11:06:55 am PDT #3358 of 28197
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I don't know, sumi. Here's what mine says (it's coming UPS though and not USPS):

July 20, 2007 07:50:00 AM FRANKLIN PARK IL US Departure Scan
July 20, 2007 04:44:00 AM FRANKLIN PARK IL US Held by carrier - customer to arrange delivery

I didn't arrange anything, but it left the facility 3 hours later.


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:07:55 am PDT #3359 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

Ah.

Okay, mine is being held in DeKalb -- I guess that means that tomorrow the will deliver.


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:09:18 am PDT #3360 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

Okay, mine LIES and says that the receiver requested a hold and the service is basic -- does that mean I won't get it 'til Monday?

Here's what it says:

DEKALB,IL, US 07/20/2007 8:02 A.M.
THE RECEIVER REQUESTED A HOLD FOR A FUTURE DELIVERY DATE. UPS WILL ATTEMPT DELIVERY ON DATE REQUESTED / DELIVERY RESCHEDULED


ChiKat - Jul 20, 2007 11:10:12 am PDT #3361 of 28197
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I just went to UPS and here's what they said about mine

THE RECEIVER REQUESTED A HOLD FOR A FUTURE DELIVERY DATE. UPS WILL ATTEMPT DELIVERY ON DATE REQUESTED / DELIVERY RESCHEDULED

I did NOT request a hold!!! Amazon requested it. Which means, UPS would have delivered it today. It's sitting there in Franklin Park. I could be there in 30 minutes. But, I bet they wouldn't give it to me, huh?


ChiKat - Jul 20, 2007 11:10:51 am PDT #3362 of 28197
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

does that mean I won't get it 'til Monday?

No, you'll get it tomorrow.


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:12:36 am PDT #3363 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

Mine arrived and was scanned in yesterday!!!!


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2007 11:22:21 am PDT #3364 of 28197
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I just doublechecked mine (because all the cool kids are doing it), and it's just hanging out in Cincinnati, waiting.

WANT.

I also found a used copy of a book I had when I was a kid, which I had forgotten the title of. It's a collection of stories about princesses, all of whom are not stereotypical waiting-for-a-prince passive princesses. Not a Sleeping Beauty among them. Instead, the stories are about princesses who overcome evil curses, outsmart a dragon who's about to attack the castle, and make peace with a mean giant.

Because I never rely on Occam's razor, when I couldn't remember the title of this book about princesses, I tried googling all kinds of related keywords.

Anyway, I eventually found it. The title? The Princess Book. Of course.


Dana - Jul 20, 2007 11:23:50 am PDT #3365 of 28197
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Amazon says mine will be here "July 23-27." Surely they're just fucking with me, right?


Kathy A - Jul 20, 2007 11:29:34 am PDT #3366 of 28197
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Steph, there's a more grown-up book along the same lines called Don't Bet on the Prince, made up of feminist fairy tales written within the past 40 years or so.

ETA to fix the damn title!


sumi - Jul 20, 2007 11:33:04 am PDT #3367 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

If you ordered it by July 17th they are.