I knew I read number 3 and I am kicking myself over number 5, which I was 100 percent sure was Agatha Christie. I must have read that book 100 times, but probably not in 35 years!
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Sophia Brooks - Nov 30, 2021 5:03:38 am PST #27193 of 28074
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Toddson - Nov 30, 2021 6:12:18 am PST #27194 of 28074
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I only guessed a couple of those ... but I already have a towering TBR pile (not including my e-books), so I'm not going to expand it (I am vaguely intrigued by Graham Green ... I remember reading somewhere that he was dragged into court over his review of a Shirley Temple movie, Wee Willie Winkey, in which he suggested there was something not-quite-nice about a British regiment doting on a little girl). He lost, the review was expunged; Green did keep the last surviving copy of the review in his apartment and THAT was lost when his apartment was destroyed in the Blitz.
As an amusing first-line experience, at my old job there was a man who was friendly with me; we'd talk about books sometimes. One time, I asked him what he was reading and he said it was an old book, I probably wouldn't recognize it ... then gave me the title. I responded with the first line of the novel, "He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad" (Scaramouche by Raphael Sabatini). He was properly impressed ... whether with the range of my reading or the (lack of) quality. (It's one of the great first lines.)
DavidS - Nov 30, 2021 9:06:54 am PST #27195 of 28074
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I responded with the first line of the novel, "He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad"
Excellent!
Toddson - Nov 30, 2021 12:08:26 pm PST #27196 of 28074
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Well, seriously - isn't that one of the best opening lines ever?
And another, we should mostly know, "Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents."
Steph L. - Nov 30, 2021 12:13:17 pm PST #27197 of 28074
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents."
Little Women! ("...grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.") I re-read that almost every year.
-t - Nov 30, 2021 4:41:07 pm PST #27198 of 28074
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Dear work
I need to take the rest of the week off to read The Expanse.
Love -t
hippocampus - Nov 30, 2021 6:08:45 pm PST #27199 of 28074
not your mom's socks.
Dear ~t
Request Granted.
Totally not a forged signature for work
Consuela - Nov 30, 2021 10:02:40 pm PST #27200 of 28074
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
There once was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he nearly deserved it.
That said, my favorite opening line is probably: It is not given to every young girl to enter the harem of Suleiman the Magnificent, and return to her homeland a virgin.
Jessica - Dec 01, 2021 7:01:34 am PST #27201 of 28074
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I need to take the rest of the week off to read The Expanse.
I started listening this morning and it hit me that the last time there was a new Expanse, I had an hourlong commute, so a 20-hour book was maybe 2 weeks of dedicated listening time. Now that my commute is the 15 second walk from my kitchen to my desk, I'm going to need to *make time* to listen, which I guess means my house is going to be incredibly clean this weekend since it's too cold to do yard work.
(See also Outlander 9, which is *50* hours long and I am really struggling to make myself want to care about. All I remember about book 8 is that the time travel shenanigans went BONKERS and a lot of random side characters were getting POV chapters all of a sudden. But the audiobook is on my phone now so I guess I'll get around to it eventually?)
Kalshane - Dec 01, 2021 7:19:59 am PST #27202 of 28074
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
For me it's a tossup between:
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
And:
The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Sadly, I don't remember the opening lines to any true literature. (Edited for formatting)