Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Ginger - Jan 03, 2014 9:26:31 am PST #21796 of 28370
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Russell Banks comes across as a pompous twit in this NYT interview: [link]

Particularly laughable:

And how would you describe the kinds of books you steer clear of?

Anything described by the author or publisher as fantasy, which to me says, “Don’t worry, Reader, Death will be absent here.” In his brief introduction to “Slow Learner,” Thomas Pynchon says he takes serious writing to be that in which Death is present. I agree.


Consuela - Jan 03, 2014 9:28:18 am PST #21797 of 28370
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

... nobody dies in fantasy novels? Seriously?


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2014 9:29:19 am PST #21798 of 28370
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aw, man, I've been reading them wrong.


juliana - Jan 03, 2014 9:30:22 am PST #21799 of 28370
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

... nobody dies in fantasy novels? Seriously?

G.R.R.M. has been doin' it wrong this whole time....


Calli - Jan 03, 2014 9:31:00 am PST #21800 of 28370
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

G.R.R. Martin just started chuckling, and he doesn't know why.


Jessica - Jan 03, 2014 9:34:17 am PST #21801 of 28370
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Who is Russell Banks and why should I care what he thinks?


hippocampus - Jan 03, 2014 9:59:36 am PST #21802 of 28370
not your mom's socks.

Here is me. Laughing. Laughing. Oh Russell Banks. You moron.


Ginger - Jan 03, 2014 11:47:29 am PST #21803 of 28370
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Russell Banks is a Serious Writer of Literary Fiction.


Anne W. - Jan 03, 2014 11:48:29 am PST #21804 of 28370
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I had him as a writing teacher one semester. I rather got the idea he wanted to be Raymond Carver.


erikaj - Jan 03, 2014 12:31:11 pm PST #21805 of 28370
Always Anti-fascist!

He does. I mean, I even like his work(though I'm not sure what he means in the quote) but he is a total Carver worshipper. And I wish he would write one thing that didn't make me feel like crying in my beer and shit.