Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.

Xander ,'Empty Places'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


erikaj - May 10, 2013 9:37:51 am PDT #20793 of 28370
Always Anti-fascist!

I feel like I should say that I don't really write FOR the money, and that I don't really give much of a shit about money in and of itself. But artistic pride does not buy vacations or chocolate strawberries, and I wish I had more of those.(And there are far too many talented people in my "community" being steered toward eternal hobbyism, rather than finding out what their talents can be "worth" and I refuse to do that. Again, anyway.) Like it or not, paychecks speak, and since I have to give up on street cred being from the wrong part of Glendale for the hip-hop/Ranchera album, I do what I can.


Anne W. - May 11, 2013 3:50:22 am PDT #20794 of 28370
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Don't Make Fun of Dan Brown


Jessica - May 11, 2013 4:07:40 am PDT #20795 of 28370
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Don't Make Fun of Dan Brown

LOVE.


JZ - May 11, 2013 4:30:31 am PDT #20796 of 28370
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The voice at the other end of the line gave a sigh, like a mighty oak toppling into a great river, or something else that didn’t sound like a sigh if you gave it a moment’s thought.

::dies::


Scrappy - May 11, 2013 5:44:49 am PDT #20797 of 28370
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in.

I want to marry this reviewer.


Cass - May 11, 2013 7:32:23 am PDT #20798 of 28370
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in.

This is the best review ever.


askye - May 11, 2013 7:48:57 am PDT #20799 of 28370
Thrive to spite them

My personal favorite was:

It made his insect eyes flash like a rocket.


erikaj - May 11, 2013 9:11:45 am PDT #20800 of 28370
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH!


askye - May 13, 2013 4:34:52 pm PDT #20801 of 28370
Thrive to spite them

On Facebook Amazon Kindle posted this -

This year's most anticipated thriller comes out tomorrow. Do you know what Kindle book it is? Pre-order tonight and read it at midnight.

And I thought - it's gotta be Dan Brown.

It is.

There are a lot of positive reactions. I really wanted to post It made his insect eyes flash like a rocket, but I didn't.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 13, 2013 4:51:07 pm PDT #20802 of 28370
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy to report that the wolf howl recording seems to do the trick. Benji downstairs may not mind his owner's attempts to interrupt his barking jags, but he clearly doesn't want to draw attention to himself once he thinks White Fang is on the premises.