Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Typo Boy - Apr 24, 2012 6:38:09 am PDT #18517 of 28295
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, not even having read twilight, but having the misfortune of reading about a quarter of a Norman before throwing it against a wall, I doubt that Twilight or Twilight fan fiction is worse than Gor.


Amy - Apr 24, 2012 7:10:09 am PDT #18518 of 28295
Because books.

I think anyone picking those up and expecting Fifty Shades of Fanfic is in for a big shock.

Probably true, but I realized the others might not address the BDSM part, just the erotica part.


Consuela - Apr 24, 2012 7:11:30 am PDT #18519 of 28295
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Amazon has a list of the most popular highlighted passages in Kindle books: [link]

Which is cool, but also kind of weird to me.


Toddson - Apr 24, 2012 8:10:43 am PDT #18520 of 28295
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Not sure this qualifies as literary, but I spotted this on Smart Bitches, Trashy Books: Three Way by the Sea. Were-dolphins. Gay were-dolphins.

Amy, be glad you didn't have to write the "cover copy" for this; you've been spared something.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 24, 2012 8:55:41 am PDT #18521 of 28295
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Just knowing it exists is traumatic enough.


Connie Neil - Apr 24, 2012 2:51:48 pm PDT #18522 of 28295
brillig

I'm re-reading Mark Reads LotR, and I can't remember if he did the live blog of Return of the King, and I can't figure out where to look.


Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 3:04:49 pm PDT #18523 of 28295
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It was on Mark Watches. Spoiler warning: it destroyed him.


Connie Neil - Apr 24, 2012 3:29:04 pm PDT #18524 of 28295
brillig

Thanks, Polter!


megan walker - Apr 25, 2012 5:13:34 am PDT #18525 of 28295
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Question for teaching types from my podcast crush SavidgeReads:

she needs a piece of fiction, it doesn’t have to be massively long, that persuades, in a paragraph or two, another character to do something.

It initially sounds really obvious, and I nearly stated as much on the phone, until I thought about it and was stuck. You see all my examples seemed to be unreliable narrators persuading me they were telling the truth... which takes a whole book. Mum needs some short examples, the characters can be persuading good or bad things from the other, to discuss with the children she teaches.


Hil R. - Apr 25, 2012 5:18:10 am PDT #18526 of 28295
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Several scenes from Anne of Green Gables come to mind -- the one where Anne and Diana swear to be friends, and the one where Jane (I think? Or was it Ruby?) dares Anne to walk along the roof.