I say "Jesus H Baldheaded Christ!" sometimes. When the situation demands it.
'Dirty Girls'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
I'm waiting for the opportnity to use "Jesus, Mary, and Jenna Jameson!" in response to someone.
Hey Zeus Crisco!!
I use "Christ in a bucket."
So, remember upthread when I discovered that even though some of the new Temeraire books are being shipped already, the Kindle version won't be released until the official date of March 6? And I went "bah," and then pre-ordered it just to be sure?
Well, the same thing happened with Mira Grant's final zombie book--and some of the ebook readers sent her email calling her all sorts of misogynistic slurs, like "greedy bitch".
WTF. People SUCK.
Well, the same thing happened with Mira Grant's final zombie book
No, it's the first book in Seanan's new series (InCryptid), Discount Armageddon. But yeah. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people.
(People get really...something about ebooks. She's had people complain to HER if ebook versions aren't available, or if they aren't available in the format they want, or if there's some sort of error...)
I am annoyed that the physical books of Timeless have shipped, when the Kindle version isn't available until March 1, but WTF? Why would I complain to the author?!?
I admit to being really irked that Harry Potter isn't out for Kindle yet. But I certainly don't call Rowlings mean names for it. At least, not in public.
Amazon in general screws authors and publisher in the way the handle kindle, or for that matter printed books, especially small publishers. My publishers prefers that people order through B&N because they never know when Amazon will delay shipping for months or play some other sort of game.
Well, I think you CAN blame Rowling for the lack of ebooks because she wants to host them exclusively on Pottermore. But most authors have no control over those things!
I am annoyed that the physical books of Timeless have shipped, when the Kindle version isn't available until March 1, but WTF? Why would I complain to the author?!?
Well, she's right there, on the Internet, asking to be harassed. Duh.