I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Hil R. - May 31, 2011 2:51:46 pm PDT #14980 of 28289
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

At the end of Order of the Phoenix, Harry and Hermione both lose their wands in the forest with the centaurs. Then they have them again when they get to the Ministry. Am I missing something, or does the book not say how they got their wands back?


Consuela - May 31, 2011 3:25:26 pm PDT #14981 of 28289
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I guess we have to assume that they managed to grab them off the ground? Don't they lose their wands because Umbridge has taken them? So maybe she dropped them when the centaurs carried her off.

The hazard of reading via audiobook: I have no way of easily checking such facts.


Consuela - May 31, 2011 3:28:27 pm PDT #14982 of 28289
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Speaking of HP, I'm about halfway through Half-Blood Prince and (a) finding Harry quite annoying in that he's really quite obsessed with Malfoy and it's clear he's right and I rather wish he weren't; (b) wishing JKR had done better by Lavender Brown.

Also, why does JKR insist on using full names for so many students? It's not just Dean and Seamus, it's always "Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan", even though we've met them in every single book since the first. Katie the Quidditch player is always Katie Bell, along with Angelina Johnson and Oliver Wood and Ernie MacMillan. Why so completist? It comes across kind of OCD, and a bit patronizing, as if the reader can't be expected to remember anyone's names.


Hil R. - May 31, 2011 4:18:44 pm PDT #14983 of 28289
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I guess we have to assume that they managed to grab them off the ground? Don't they lose their wands because Umbridge has taken them? So maybe she dropped them when the centaurs carried her off.

After the centaurs are gone, Harry and Hermione are trying to figure out what to do next, and Hermione says, "Well, we can't do anything without wands." Then the wands aren't mentioned again, as far as I can tell, until they get to the Ministry and they take their wands out of their pockets.


Consuela - May 31, 2011 5:02:01 pm PDT #14984 of 28289
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Woops! Well, that would be a bit of a flub, then. Huh.


Hayden - May 31, 2011 5:37:40 pm PDT #14985 of 28289
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I'll check out your friend's book, Scrappy!

I'm towards the end of reading Prisoner of Azkhaban to my son. Snape really is a monster in this book.


Polter-Cow - May 31, 2011 6:41:28 pm PDT #14986 of 28289
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm about halfway through, and yeah, he's really, really awful. I mean, he's just been generally terrible so far, and for no discernible reason.

One thing that's fun is that I've forgotten what actually happened the day Sirius supposedly killed thirteen people and laughed about it. I remember a little, but not the whole story, so I look forward to finding out again! Also looking forward to the Scabbers reveal, which is one of my favorite plot twists of all time.


Consuela - May 31, 2011 6:42:26 pm PDT #14987 of 28289
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Also looking forward to the Scabbers reveal, which is one of my favorite plot twists of all time.

Yeah, once you get that, you like Crookshanks a lot better...


Polter-Cow - May 31, 2011 6:45:16 pm PDT #14988 of 28289
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I kind of wish there was a scene where Crookshanks didn't go after some other rat, to indicate that he was specifically going after Scabbers for a reason.


DavidS - May 31, 2011 8:06:58 pm PDT #14989 of 28289
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Man, that's weird. I was just reading Mark Reads for The Golden Compass and somebody mentioned "HSQ" in the comments and I realized that might be my greatest contribution to the culture.

But then it's a little weirder because I tracked it back through TV Tropes where it alludes to it probably originating here and then it has a page about Gus. Just saying that he was the originator of TV Tropes and that he had his roots here at b.org. Which is accurate but weird.