Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Hayden - May 31, 2011 5:37:40 pm PDT #14985 of 28289
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I'll check out your friend's book, Scrappy!

I'm towards the end of reading Prisoner of Azkhaban to my son. Snape really is a monster in this book.


Polter-Cow - May 31, 2011 6:41:28 pm PDT #14986 of 28289
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm about halfway through, and yeah, he's really, really awful. I mean, he's just been generally terrible so far, and for no discernible reason.

One thing that's fun is that I've forgotten what actually happened the day Sirius supposedly killed thirteen people and laughed about it. I remember a little, but not the whole story, so I look forward to finding out again! Also looking forward to the Scabbers reveal, which is one of my favorite plot twists of all time.


Consuela - May 31, 2011 6:42:26 pm PDT #14987 of 28289
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Also looking forward to the Scabbers reveal, which is one of my favorite plot twists of all time.

Yeah, once you get that, you like Crookshanks a lot better...


Polter-Cow - May 31, 2011 6:45:16 pm PDT #14988 of 28289
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I kind of wish there was a scene where Crookshanks didn't go after some other rat, to indicate that he was specifically going after Scabbers for a reason.


DavidS - May 31, 2011 8:06:58 pm PDT #14989 of 28289
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Man, that's weird. I was just reading Mark Reads for The Golden Compass and somebody mentioned "HSQ" in the comments and I realized that might be my greatest contribution to the culture.

But then it's a little weirder because I tracked it back through TV Tropes where it alludes to it probably originating here and then it has a page about Gus. Just saying that he was the originator of TV Tropes and that he had his roots here at b.org. Which is accurate but weird.


Liese S. - May 31, 2011 8:39:01 pm PDT #14990 of 28289
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That is weird.

I mean, I think language is fascinating and I love that you originated something here and that it propagated through the general (for very specific iterations of the term general) population. But I also think it's weird every time Gus comes up, which is more than I thought it would at this point.


DavidS - May 31, 2011 8:53:56 pm PDT #14991 of 28289
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's the thing, why would TV Tropes call their founder "Gus"?

It's a little extra weird for me because the TV tropes concept came out of a conversation I had with him. Not that my notion of an Encyclopedia of Lost Pop Cultural Tropes is the same thing but that TV Tropes started out of that conversation.

Also, I want credit for coining "asspull" in the OED, okay?


Liese S. - May 31, 2011 9:43:53 pm PDT #14992 of 28289
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Because he was. All the Fast Eddie crap came after the fact, and only to superficially placate us. Gus was the person who had an account here and the person who founded TV Tropes out of the conversation here and the person who did interviews with the press years later calling himself Eddie. The fact that that person couldn't keep his story straight after his fake death is the source of all and any confusion.

Ooh.

Still unhappy about that whole thing, aren't I?


DavidS - May 31, 2011 9:50:54 pm PDT #14993 of 28289
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Still unhappy about that whole thing, aren't I?

It's funny to me how little it bothers me. In fact, this morning I was thinking about how Gus's persona changed over time. How it was a lot more carefully constructed in the beginning and then became less sophisticated/warm/charming and more didactic/cocksure/know-it-all towards the end. As if he lost the energy to maintain that facade.

I do feel a wee bit of a sting at the betrayal of trust, but his story was always so unlikely that I wasn't entirely surprised that it popped like a soap bubble.

And I like the TV Tropes website which has become a singular dissection of narrative strategems.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2011 3:19:42 am PDT #14994 of 28289
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if you can claim credit for asspull, Hec.