Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
and then picked up Stephenie Meyer's Twilight (Girl moves to new town, meets vampire, falls in love.), which looked promising -- and is boring me.
It bored me too, and YA vampire fiction is usually one of my favorite genres to read. But it just didn't grab me.
It bored me too
Yeah. It's all "yes, it's still raining" and "Edmund is so pale" and "instead of rain, it's snowing" and I'm thinking, Get on with it already! I put it down shortly after he saved her from being hit by the car in the icy parking lot, and I skimmed enough to know that he reveals who he is, blah blah, but I just ... don't care.
Sad. It has such a pretty cover, too.
Sad. It has such a pretty cover, too.
I know. That's part of what got me to pick it up in the first place.
I still think the most fun YA vampire series I've run across are the
Vampire Kisses
books by Ellen Schreiber. The main character is a 16 year old goth girl, and is adorable. The books have become part of my comfort re-reading list.
I have actually read that, Gris. Not even I am always about murder and cocaine.
Oh man. I really disliked
Twilight
-- and I am ALL ABOUT the YA vampire books. It was such a disappointment: she didn't add anything new or interesting to the vampire mythology, the writing wasn't that good, and worst of all, the entire underlying message of the book was: teenage girls, your attempts to experiment with and express your newfound sexuality are BAD and you must be scolded for them. Although your creepy-as-fuck boyfriend with the goddamn topaz eyes is totally allowed to use your own sexuality against you, by the way. UGH.
Happy birthday, Kate! (A day or two late, I know. Sorry!)
I want to finish Twilight because I hate paying money for a book and not reading it, but maybe I'll just read and mock.
Thanks for the birthday wishes! I like to stretch it out as long as possible, so I'll happily accept them late. :-)
Twilight
is definitely mockable (seriously, how often do we need to be reminded about Edward's Amazingly Gorgeous Topaz Eyes? blech), but if you wanted to give it up and still feel like you hadn't wasted your money, you could try donating it to your local library, in the unlikely event that they don't yet have a copy. It's SUPER popular. I had a girl in just today who was gushing about it and looking for other vampire books. (I sent her home with
Thirsty
and
The Silver Kiss,
and she was quite excited. Oh, and she totally turned up her nose at Anne Rice. It was pretty funny; I wanted to tell her, "There wouldn't BE a
Twilight
without Anne Rice!")
I have actually read that, Gris. Not even I am always about murder and cocaine.
Teen girls in the hizzouse!
Maybe the fourth novel will include murder and/or cocaine.
Well, good. You gave her good books Kate , so she will learn
Probably not without my being very excited about my SuperSecret Ghostwriting Job.
Which reminds me, I've read the crapzillionth Pelecanos review that starts out with, "You'd think he'd be writing about the West Wing, but he's not," And it's true. But that has been the case since fricking *1990* Before the best-sellers and the movie rights.
Get some new material, reviewers. Dag. Talking about *my* boyfriend with some weak-assed, recycled metaphors. Whatever.