Did that help?
No, strangely. No! Don't try it again!
I want a cupcake. That would make my day better.
It really gets to you, I can tell.
Of course it does! Weird little girl and her pet monster!
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
Mal ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Apr 17, 2006 11:47:49 am PDT #9691 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 17, 2006 11:48:13 am PDT #9692 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Hey, Fay! So, I see you're unsure what you'll do if your boss refuses to let you come. I say come here, then couch-hop around the U.S. until it's time to fly to your new job.
Okay, it's not very realistic, but it is a GREAT idea.
§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 11:49:36 am PDT #9693 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can make it drily through all of Lilo & Stitch except for the surfing scene.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 17, 2006 11:50:12 am PDT #9694 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Plei, what 'evdorable'?
Still, could be worse, could be emodorable (emorable?).
Emily - Apr 17, 2006 11:51:19 am PDT #9695 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I say come here, then couch-hop around the U.S. until it's time to fly to your new job.
Yes! Or, or, you and I could team up, find a middle school teacher, and we'd be like traveling schoolteachers of the Old West. Hired Chalks, they'd call us. We Fight Crime! And ignorance.
P.M. Marc - Apr 17, 2006 11:51:27 am PDT #9696 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Plei, what 'evdorable'?
ev(il)+(a)dorable.
Atropa - Apr 17, 2006 11:51:46 am PDT #9697 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
(There are lots of poems I simply can't read to kids, even though they're very good, because they BREAK me.)
I can't read The Velveteen Rabbit. I can't even describe it or explain the plot to someone else, because I get very very emotional about it.
Fay - Apr 17, 2006 11:53:42 am PDT #9698 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
It is the very best Disney movie bar none. OMG. And Lilo, bless her, in her wee (WhateverTheHawaiianWordForGalibeyaIs), and the other bloody wretched little girls in their pink tops and clean sneakers and jeans, with their bloody Barbie dolls, argh! And Lilo is so entirely fabulous, feeding Pudge the fish because he controls the weather, and suspecting her sister's boss of being a vampire with legions of undead, and loving Elvis, and just being The Coolest Wee Person Ever, and I...as it turns out, need to stop typing, because I can't see the bloody screen anymore. Argh. Am snotty mess.
Enough already.
Anyway, on a more cheery note I have a wee Grade 1 in my end-of-the-day class (3 wee boys & 2 wee girls) who is pretty much as adorable as Lilo. But in a much less heart-breaking way. Which is good. Yes. Having her in my lesson always makes the day end on a high note, because she is unspeakably endearing. Although sans monster.
brenda m - Apr 17, 2006 11:53:55 am PDT #9699 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ev(il)+(a)dorable.
Hmm. It's no adorkable, I'll tell you that. I think it doesn't work for me because you don't get to do the fun eeeeeeevil part of e[eeeeeeee]vil.
P.M. Marc - Apr 17, 2006 11:54:58 am PDT #9700 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Hmm. It's no adorkable, I'll tell you that. I think it doesn't work for me because you don't get to do the fun eeeeeeevil part of e[eeeeeeee]vil.
Yeah, but you get to put in a stealth adorable and get a delayed narrow-eyed squinchy face from Pete.