Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 4:53:58 pm PDT #9389 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

watched windshields explode

Ouch. Glad to say mine's only cracked, but I'll still replace it so it doesn't have a chance to get any worse. Also got a couple serious dents in the roof, but I'm not sure there's much that can be done to fix those.

Cute cat story. One of my cats was outside when the storm started last night and when I slid the screen door open he came running and missed the opening. He bounced off the screen, turned around and ran back out on the roof over the downstairs condo. He was so flustered I was afraid he'd fall off the roof getting hit by the hail. Took the poor little bugger two tries to get in the door. When I opened the door for him to go out tonight, I wasn't sure he was going to go! But he did.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 4:56:03 pm PDT #9390 of 10001

Poor baby! (as I laugh at cats being ungraceful!)


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 5:00:21 pm PDT #9391 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm pretty sure I was in an elevator with MiniKiss last year.


Nicole - Apr 14, 2006 5:00:49 pm PDT #9392 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Awww! Poor kitty. Which one was it, Sail?


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:01:08 pm PDT #9393 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

If I hadn't been so scared for him I would have been in tears from laughter. This is the cat that still has claws! Yet, he can't jump as well as the declawed one at all and is much less graceful, although much more daring. Ah well, cats will be cats and he's still got eight more lives.


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:02:34 pm PDT #9394 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

It was Tanner, Nicole. Tucker doesn't like being outdoors much. I'll let him out and five minutes later he's scratching to be let back in. Tanner, OTOH, immediately takes off over the roof and around the corner where he can prowl the other condo owner's balconies. I'd call him a peeping Tom, except he's been neutered.


Nicole - Apr 14, 2006 5:03:59 pm PDT #9395 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Tucker is the sweetie and Tanner is the bratty one, right?


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:04:26 pm PDT #9396 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hee, you got it.


Nicole - Apr 14, 2006 5:08:18 pm PDT #9397 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Then it's okay for me to giggle just a little when I imagine him bouncing off of the screen. Hee.

Heh. Heh heh.

I'm done giggling now. I hope Tucker giggled a little, too. Still, I'm glad that Tanner made it inside safe and sound.


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:11:00 pm PDT #9398 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Don't get me started, again! I started giggling when I typed it up and then when sarameg said her piece and now you. My cheeks hurt.