Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 5:00:21 pm PDT #9391 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm pretty sure I was in an elevator with MiniKiss last year.


Nicole - Apr 14, 2006 5:00:49 pm PDT #9392 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Awww! Poor kitty. Which one was it, Sail?


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:01:08 pm PDT #9393 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

If I hadn't been so scared for him I would have been in tears from laughter. This is the cat that still has claws! Yet, he can't jump as well as the declawed one at all and is much less graceful, although much more daring. Ah well, cats will be cats and he's still got eight more lives.


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:02:34 pm PDT #9394 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

It was Tanner, Nicole. Tucker doesn't like being outdoors much. I'll let him out and five minutes later he's scratching to be let back in. Tanner, OTOH, immediately takes off over the roof and around the corner where he can prowl the other condo owner's balconies. I'd call him a peeping Tom, except he's been neutered.


Nicole - Apr 14, 2006 5:03:59 pm PDT #9395 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Tucker is the sweetie and Tanner is the bratty one, right?


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:04:26 pm PDT #9396 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hee, you got it.


Nicole - Apr 14, 2006 5:08:18 pm PDT #9397 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Then it's okay for me to giggle just a little when I imagine him bouncing off of the screen. Hee.

Heh. Heh heh.

I'm done giggling now. I hope Tucker giggled a little, too. Still, I'm glad that Tanner made it inside safe and sound.


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 5:11:00 pm PDT #9398 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Don't get me started, again! I started giggling when I typed it up and then when sarameg said her piece and now you. My cheeks hurt.


Lee - Apr 14, 2006 6:09:43 pm PDT #9399 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

snicker

Poor kitty

snicker


SailAweigh - Apr 14, 2006 6:21:06 pm PDT #9400 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

glares at Perkins.

Stop that!