I want to scratch it.
YOU MUST NOT SCRATCH. YOU MUST CHILL.
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I want to scratch it.
YOU MUST NOT SCRATCH. YOU MUST CHILL.
WANT TO SCRATCH!
Ooh, sorry Fay, I'm with ita on this one. Oh the horrors! The Montagues and Capulets have nothing on the digestive-divide.
Though your plea for clemency with the Hob-Nobs might save you from me getting all Tybalt on yo' ass.
WANT TO SCRATCH!
DO.NOT.SCRATCH.
whimpers
Fine. I'll put more lotion on it.
Of course, now that I watch GA, I'm terrified of it becoming infected and DYING.
Of course, now that I watch GA, I'm terrified of it becoming infected and DYING.
Silly. That will only happen if you shoot yourself for the cool scar as well.
Try not to do that, okay?
Damn.
I'm always just a little late, aren't I?
It's ok.
...I am entirely overcome with the prospect of Mr Reason getting all Tybalt on my ass. (Quite apart from anything else, Tybalt came to a sticky end...er...which sounds infinitely more obscene as I see the words forming on my screen than it remotely did in my head. Oh dear.) Um. Right. And so to bed.
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
Ooh, things that might be worth mentioning - tonight I have experimented in painting in watercolours on papyrus. It's a bit annoying, papyrus being much less fun than proper paper, but on the other hand - it's papyrus! And painting Egyptian desert scenes onto papyrus is just fun. Yes. Except when the cat tries to drink your paint water. Silly cat.
Anyway, really am off to bed now.
Mwah!