It's ok.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:49:29 pm PDT #9270 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fay - Apr 13, 2006 1:52:11 pm PDT #9271 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
...I am entirely overcome with the prospect of Mr Reason getting all Tybalt on my ass. (Quite apart from anything else, Tybalt came to a sticky end...er...which sounds infinitely more obscene as I see the words forming on my screen than it remotely did in my head. Oh dear.) Um. Right. And so to bed.
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
Ooh, things that might be worth mentioning - tonight I have experimented in painting in watercolours on papyrus. It's a bit annoying, papyrus being much less fun than proper paper, but on the other hand - it's papyrus! And painting Egyptian desert scenes onto papyrus is just fun. Yes. Except when the cat tries to drink your paint water. Silly cat.
Anyway, really am off to bed now.
Mwah!
erikaj - Apr 13, 2006 1:58:13 pm PDT #9272 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Did you have any kind of sex you don't want anyone to know about when you got your tat, Aimee? Cause that would kill you on House. Almost.
Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:58:59 pm PDT #9273 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Did you have any kind of sex you don't want anyone to know about when you got your tat, Aimee?
thinks about it
Maybe.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 2:02:35 pm PDT #9274 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
which sounds infinitely more obscene as I see the words forming on my screen than it remotely did in my head.
Shame Fay has headed for bed because I'm sure she'd have been tickled by the knowledge that when I read this line I mis-read it as "words foAming on my screen". Um. Yeah.
erikaj - Apr 13, 2006 2:02:51 pm PDT #9275 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Specially, if you had the tattoo artist to your place and the Death Ray was on, only you forgot to mention it, cause your husband was in the room with you...oops.
Could Dr. House save an Empress from the Jaws of Death?
HOUSE: Oh my god, sequins. This was almost a very festive corpse.
brenda m - Apr 13, 2006 2:40:24 pm PDT #9276 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Aimee, blowdryer. Aim the hot air at the tatt for a few minutes and it should help the itching.
Emily - Apr 13, 2006 2:43:30 pm PDT #9277 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Did you have any kind of sex
Oh hey, people still have that?
Aims - Apr 13, 2006 2:55:45 pm PDT #9278 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
WANT TO PICK AT IT, TOO!!
Lee - Apr 13, 2006 3:03:55 pm PDT #9279 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
STEP AWAY FROM THE TATTOO.