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Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2006 12:36:40 pm PDT #8965 of 10001
What is even happening?

After the fact Mary, here.

If you got a check from your auto insurance, is that "Income" that needs to be declared?

The H&R Block guy didn't ask us specifically about an insurance pay-out (the car was totaled), and we mentioned in the course of tax prep that our car had been totaled and we bought a new car (because we itemize, and if the sales tax had been significant enough, we could have claimed it, but it wasn't, so we didn't).

We thought of it after we received confirmation that the state had received and processed our returns. We'll file an amended return if we have to (and should be able to pay any tax we owe, thanks to the refund), but I hate the thought of doing it.


Gudanov - Apr 12, 2006 12:36:52 pm PDT #8966 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

It's IRS form 2441 if TurboTax won't do it for you. I think it might impact the child tax credit, but we had Section 125 for preschool so we had our deduction that way. I got some tax software in the mail for free (I think it was TaxCut rather than TurboTax), but I'm so used to doing it with PDF forms and a Spreadsheet that I don't want to use the Tax software.


Gudanov - Apr 12, 2006 12:38:10 pm PDT #8967 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

If you got a check from your auto insurance, is that "Income" that needs to be declared?

I really, really don't think so.


Amy - Apr 12, 2006 12:41:09 pm PDT #8968 of 10001
Because books.

I got no tax advice, but I do have this: When Jake had the anti-drug education in fourth grade, he came hom and told me "caffeine is a gateway drug".

Apparently, coffee is to blame for everything. I wish my tea got me high most days, let me tell you.


Cashmere - Apr 12, 2006 12:45:17 pm PDT #8969 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

If you got a check from your auto insurance, is that "Income" that needs to be declared?

That's a big NO.


vw bug - Apr 12, 2006 12:52:21 pm PDT #8970 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, um, Emily sounded like she had a really bad day. I was thinking I'd make a big pot of chili, which is one of her favorites.

She'll get home around 7. I'm supposed to be at knitting and crocheting at 7pm. She's probably gonna need to vent. I can't decide if I should go or not.


ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 12:53:14 pm PDT #8971 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you want to go to your knitting group? If so, go. Emily can vent when you get home.


vw bug - Apr 12, 2006 12:54:37 pm PDT #8972 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yeah. But, she's been here so much for me; I want to be there for her.


ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 12:55:16 pm PDT #8973 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

And you will be. After your knitting group.


billytea - Apr 12, 2006 1:06:09 pm PDT #8974 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

For billytea: naked mole rats.

They're taking over, I tell you!

Owen is playing with the resin animals I got him when we went to the zoo this morning. He's also got two new words, "bonobo" and "okapi".

Oh, wow. So this is what great parenting looks like.

This makes me laugh because that's exactly how I was as a kid. I think my mother often feared that she'd created a monster.

Hee. When I was a kid I was very helpful. When I got into astrology I started advising my parents' friends on whether the stars said their marriage would last. (I was very sympathetic with the ones in trouble, of course.) Oh, and one time I got hold of a women's magazine and offered my mother and her friends advice on how to deal with any menstrual problems.

But to a first grader, since they're both smoking materials, they must both make mommy high, and "crazy".

He was probably relieved to believe he'd identified an external cause for it.