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Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'

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Strix - Feb 23, 2006 7:50:07 pm PST #895 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

5 dates, + 2 come-by-the-house and have soup and convo.

Plus, I offered to help copy edit his book. He got more than he bargained for, and sweetly offered backrubs and/or sexual favors in return. Right now, I'm thinking backrub. Cause, yo, sexual favors, I'm thinking I'd be gettin' ANYWAY.

Cass, you greedy slut! Just becasue I'm in MO, and Love Weaseled doesn't mean....ah, hell, go for it. I shall not stand in the way. *sniff*

Cass - Feb 23, 2006 7:54:20 pm PST #896 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Cass, you greedy slut!
::flounces:: Damn right.

Your Love Weasel sounds delightful. And good call on the backrubs for edits, because I am guessing that you can wheedle all the sexual favors you wish already.

Strix - Feb 23, 2006 7:57:32 pm PST #897 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am having fun! )I woulda had more fun this week, except I was double whammied by the Cold O' Doom, and Aunt Flo. Goddammit.

And I don't have to wheedle. I just smile, bat my eyes, and say "Am I being too bold?"

Cass - Feb 23, 2006 8:03:12 pm PST #898 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I just smile, bat my eyes, and say "Am I being too bold?"
:: takes notes ::

Strix - Feb 23, 2006 8:14:55 pm PST #899 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Basically, I just try to have a good time. I mean, be light and silly and sexy and honest, and open. I am having so much more of a good time, in bed and out, in my 30's because I am trying to please myself as well as the guy I'm with.

And I'm not so worried with how I look naked. I mean, I've finally come to the shocking realization that guys like naked girls. And if a guy has come to my bed, he likes me naked. And guys like naked girls who like to be naked.

So I'm all "I'm naked! And happy! And not perfect, but who cares, cause while my ass has some dimples, it FEELS fucking great!"

So I focus on the things I like, like my boobs, and my back and my tats and skin and eyes. And I am silly about my little pot, and giggle about it...and NO GUY CARES.

Why did this take me so long to figure out?!

Cass - Feb 23, 2006 8:27:34 pm PST #900 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Basically, I just try to have a good time. I mean, be light and silly and sexy and honest, and open. I am having so much more of a good time, in bed and out, in my 30's
Honestly. How did it take me so long to figure this out? That whole happy and sexy and honest thing is miraculous. I was flummoxed when I figured it out. I still forget it for moments at a time because body-image demons are a bitch, but usually not for long.

it FEELS fucking great!
It should be a mantra. And not just about your ass, either.

Strix - Feb 23, 2006 8:31:08 pm PST #901 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

wrod. But it's one of those annoying things that you have to have an epiphany about. It's experiential.

DavidS - Feb 23, 2006 8:32:25 pm PST #902 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

...and NO GUY CARES.

It's true. Women please take note.

Strix - Feb 23, 2006 8:38:47 pm PST #903 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yep. They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"

DavidS - Feb 23, 2006 8:41:40 pm PST #904 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"

Let Xander's observation, "I'm 17. Linoleum makes me hot" be extrapolated outward.

Though it must be noted that Erin's just naturally sexy.

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