I just smile, bat my eyes, and say "Am I being too bold?":: takes notes ::
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Feb 23, 2006 8:03:12 pm PST #898 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Strix - Feb 23, 2006 8:14:55 pm PST #899 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Basically, I just try to have a good time. I mean, be light and silly and sexy and honest, and open. I am having so much more of a good time, in bed and out, in my 30's because I am trying to please myself as well as the guy I'm with.
And I'm not so worried with how I look naked. I mean, I've finally come to the shocking realization that guys like naked girls. And if a guy has come to my bed, he likes me naked. And guys like naked girls who like to be naked.
So I'm all "I'm naked! And happy! And not perfect, but who cares, cause while my ass has some dimples, it FEELS fucking great!"
So I focus on the things I like, like my boobs, and my back and my tats and skin and eyes. And I am silly about my little pot, and giggle about it...and NO GUY CARES.
Why did this take me so long to figure out?!
Cass - Feb 23, 2006 8:27:34 pm PST #900 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Basically, I just try to have a good time. I mean, be light and silly and sexy and honest, and open. I am having so much more of a good time, in bed and out, in my 30'sHonestly. How did it take me so long to figure this out? That whole happy and sexy and honest thing is miraculous. I was flummoxed when I figured it out. I still forget it for moments at a time because body-image demons are a bitch, but usually not for long.
it FEELS fucking great!It should be a mantra. And not just about your ass, either.
Strix - Feb 23, 2006 8:31:08 pm PST #901 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
wrod. But it's one of those annoying things that you have to have an epiphany about. It's experiential.
DavidS - Feb 23, 2006 8:32:25 pm PST #902 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
...and NO GUY CARES.
It's true. Women please take note.
Strix - Feb 23, 2006 8:38:47 pm PST #903 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yep. They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"
DavidS - Feb 23, 2006 8:41:40 pm PST #904 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"
Let Xander's observation, "I'm 17. Linoleum makes me hot" be extrapolated outward.
Though it must be noted that Erin's just naturally sexy.
Strix - Feb 23, 2006 8:44:51 pm PST #905 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Thanks, babe! *kisses*
But I am duly embellished, yo.
Steph L. - Feb 23, 2006 8:51:11 pm PST #906 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
What's even MORE fun about Cipro? Waking up at 1:30 to barf. Woot.
On the plus side, I'm watching a rerun of the Colbert Report. AND, thanks to a shower and 4 ibuprofen, my back doesn't hurt AT ALL. So I'm all with the barfing, but my back sure doesn't hurt!
Basically, I just try to have a good time. I mean, be light and silly and sexy and honest, and open. I am having so much more of a good time, in bed and out, in my 30's
Honestly. How did it take me so long to figure this out? That whole happy and sexy and honest thing is miraculous. I was flummoxed when I figured it out. I still forget it for moments at a time because body-image demons are a bitch, but usually not for long.
I have yet to figure this out, sadly. I mean, I get it right now, but I'm not naked with a boy right now, either. When I'm naked with a boy, I can't get past the idea that my stomach is going to make him barf.
Cass - Feb 23, 2006 8:52:59 pm PST #907 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
But I am duly embellished, yo.This is bad time to think of the Bedazzled commercials. Though they would be damn sparkly...
Oh! I have a Buffy the Backside Slayer to buff my dull skin away. I love how they leave you buffed and buttery soft.