It's the stranger penis that worries me.
Oh, honey, they're *all* strange.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Apr 11, 2006 12:10:36 pm PDT #8751 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 12:11:33 pm PDT #8752 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 11, 2006 12:14:52 pm PDT #8753 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Wow, not touching this conversation, literally or figuratively.
::runs::
Aims - Apr 11, 2006 12:15:36 pm PDT #8754 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
CHICKEN!
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 12:15:51 pm PDT #8755 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wow, not touching this conversation, literally or figuratively.
With a ten foot pole?
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 12:16:16 pm PDT #8756 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
With a ten foot pole?
I don't think he wants to touch that either.
erikaj - Apr 11, 2006 12:19:00 pm PDT #8757 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
The slashers will be sad.
Fay - Apr 11, 2006 12:28:57 pm PDT #8758 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
As will the poles.
Glamcookie - Apr 11, 2006 12:30:31 pm PDT #8759 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Thank you to Aims for the big laugh re: the strange penis. I needed it in this 2nd day of work shit. HATES!
erikaj - Apr 11, 2006 12:30:41 pm PDT #8760 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
I thought they liked "Polish" better. Huh. Argh. just thought Pete/Dennis Franz...undo it, undo it. Stroppy baggage does kinda =pissy little bitch, though. still...a world of "No,".