I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 11, 2006 12:14:52 pm PDT #8753 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Wow, not touching this conversation, literally or figuratively.

::runs::


Aims - Apr 11, 2006 12:15:36 pm PDT #8754 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

CHICKEN!


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 12:15:51 pm PDT #8755 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow, not touching this conversation, literally or figuratively.

With a ten foot pole?


Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 12:16:16 pm PDT #8756 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

With a ten foot pole?

I don't think he wants to touch that either.


erikaj - Apr 11, 2006 12:19:00 pm PDT #8757 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

The slashers will be sad.


Fay - Apr 11, 2006 12:28:57 pm PDT #8758 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

As will the poles.


Glamcookie - Apr 11, 2006 12:30:31 pm PDT #8759 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thank you to Aims for the big laugh re: the strange penis. I needed it in this 2nd day of work shit. HATES!


erikaj - Apr 11, 2006 12:30:41 pm PDT #8760 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I thought they liked "Polish" better. Huh. Argh. just thought Pete/Dennis Franz...undo it, undo it. Stroppy baggage does kinda =pissy little bitch, though. still...a world of "No,".


Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 12:38:25 pm PDT #8761 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Gud, if you carry something of hers conspicuously (teddy bear, Princess backpack, kid-sized coat), you'll blend right in hanging around the women's room. At 7 or 8, she's old enough to go in and go out again.


DawnK - Apr 11, 2006 12:47:32 pm PDT #8762 of 10001
giraffe mode

if you carry something of hers conspicuously

This is why my hubby volunteers to hold my purse while he waits for me. He says it does't look as stalker-ish.

I hate my job today.

I'll scoot over a little and you can join me in the job hating corner. I just spent days negotiating with a fancy hotel and a high falootin' resturant in Santa Monica to satisfy our CEO, for his visit here. And he just cancelled..... thankfully both are so outside my price range I won't ever actually visit either of them, but if I did, I'm sure they'd shoot me on sight.