Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2006 11:02:30 am PDT #7351 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yay, that's really great news about you and your Mom, vw! Maybe April will help pull this sorry excuse for a year out of the hellmouth it seemed to be heading towards.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2006 11:13:15 am PDT #7352 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Excellent news, vw. About bloody time.


Katerina Bee - Apr 04, 2006 11:14:16 am PDT #7353 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Sneaks into thread to complain of unending rain. Take that, JZ's arbitrary weather-whine deadline! Go ahead and fire paperwork at me, I have the recycling bin right here and I'm not afraid to use it.


esse - Apr 04, 2006 11:15:52 am PDT #7354 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

And you got to see Butterstick!

Wha?

I'm really tempted to go out and walk around a bit.


Toddson - Apr 04, 2006 11:20:01 am PDT #7355 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The baby panda - Butterstick!


Emily - Apr 04, 2006 11:34:51 am PDT #7356 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, so having kids work in groups? HARD. Also, possibly not really worth it at this point.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2006 11:39:18 am PDT #7357 of 10001
What is even happening?

I hate working in groups. You always get stuck with the kid who doesn't want to do anything, and/or the kid who insists on doing everything. I never got anything out of it except a hatred for humankind.

I also say there is NO EDUCATIONAL VALUE IN MAKING A DIORAMA!

Fight the power.


amych - Apr 04, 2006 11:40:44 am PDT #7358 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

NO EDUCATIONAL VALUE IN MAKING A DIORAMA!

Training for the all-important future life skill of "what do I do with this shoebox that I stupidly stuck on the top shelf of the closet, thinking it would be a shame to throw it away"?


Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 11:41:43 am PDT #7359 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Training for the all-important future life skill of "what do I do with this shoebox that I stupidly stuck on the top shelf of the closet, thinking it would be a shame to throw it away"?

Pfft. The correct answer to that is "Story Penzeys spices in it."


Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2006 11:41:47 am PDT #7360 of 10001
What is even happening?

True, but that's why Bob the Builder makes fireplaces, and God makes recycling bins.