Great news vw!

So very happy for you, vw!

Yay for good news VW!

snickers at JZ and Perkins

In David/Rachel synchronicity, my daughter called him "RA-CHEL" this morning with as much disdain as her 14 year old self could muster. And he just laughed. Which resulted in her pouting. Well played, my boy, well played.

ION, it's finally started to rain like the weather people predicted. Sadly this means that the street outside the ofice is flooded. I imagine I will only be able to enter my car by getting in on the passenger side and sliding over. This? Not easily accomplished in my car. Hummmm... maybe I don't need lunch. I've got chocolate, do I really need anything with so-called nutrition?

Perkins, no no no. The deadline was a seasonal deadline, not a daily one; I'm not sure about beth, but I know for a fact that Hec has been bitching about the rotten weather since February. If you can provide written proof (in triplicate) of having previously bitched about the rotten weather, then you're in the clear.

Huh. I have three responses to this, and I can't decide which to use:
1) Jeez, some people. You probably want me to have it notorized, too.
2) Now, do you really want to get into a paperwork war with a lawyer?
3) You know, I'm really okay with that, since I can wear a bacon bandage on one of the papercuts you so clearly want me to get, and a sushi bandage on the other.

Maybe people should vote.

Although any bacon-related incidents are still all your fault.

This one was easier. Nuh and Uh.

Sometimes salty snacks are a nice counterpoint for chocolatey goodness, Dawn.

Yay VW!!

Dear Universe,

Thank you for getting out of that bitchy slump you were in. I'm sure your job is quite difficult and thank-less at times but, really, there's a whole bunch of folks on this planet and, IMHO, the bad shit should be distributed a bit more evenly. May I suggest that you think of it like making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? No, really, stick with me here. Do you like taking a bite and getting all bread? No. I don't either. Which is why spreading the peanut butter and the jelly over the bread evenly is so important. And, well, the same thing goes for people.

Thanks for listening,

Me

P.S. I heard a bunch of neo-cons making fun of you...

Sometimes salty snacks are a nice counterpoint for chocolatey goodness, Dawn.

This is why god invented chocolate-covered potato chips.

Speaking of which, I am HUNGRY. (Every time I decide to save money and calories by bringing my lunch to work, I forget just how small these frozen meals are. But if I go out and buy a snack, that defeats the whole purpose of bringing my lunch! What to do, what to do....)

So, all in all, a good day. Financial Aid is worked out; mom is being taken care of; and I might have a job to go back to. It's about the best day in about six weeks!

Woo-hoo! Fantastic news all around.

Wow, I would be freaked out on my behalf about that, Cash. Can't even imagine the feeling if it were my baby (which I don't actually have, but if I did...)

I'm with JenP -- my theoretical baby and I are flipping out too. (even if it turns out the dr. was trying to be good and things got frelled)

YAY, vw! That's great.

seekrit message to Perkins Don't forget that JZ works for medical doctors. Specialists. If her paperwork propensity isn't as powerful as yours where sheer volume is concerned (and it may well be), she can probably out-ick you in about 2.2 nano-seconds. You're a nice lawyer librarian, and I don't want to see you suffer needlessly.