Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Apr 03, 2006 2:27:13 pm PDT #7171 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's why that's happened? I was wondering.

No, no, it happened because the correct (German) spelling of the place the first fossils were found (the Neander Valley) is Neander Tal. However, when the fossils were discovered, German spelling hadn't been standardised. It was pronounced '-tal', but the '-thal' spelling was acceptable. That changed in 1904 to bring the spelling in line with the pronunciation.

Two other snippets: 'Neander' is not German, but Greek for 'new man' (the guy it was named after was called Neumann, and liked the Greek version). Nice coincidence for it to give its name to a new species (or subspecies, depending on where you stand in that argument) of human. Also, Neandertal Man escaped by only two years being known as Homo stupidus. One guy gave them that scientific name in 1866; fortunately for the Neandertals, H. neanderthalensis had already been suggested, and it's first in first served.


Sparky1 - Apr 03, 2006 2:51:09 pm PDT #7172 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

My sisters and I are generally referred to as, Whale, Kritters and Hank (in birth order). We call my mother Witch or MW (for Mother Witch). I have cousins called Boola, Pieds, and Ding-Dong. My aunt and uncle (their parents) are often referred to as Skunk and Smellen.

My father we call Dad. I have no idea how he escaped.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 03, 2006 3:00:22 pm PDT #7173 of 10001
What is even happening?

*Technically, she's a Cindy, but for whatever reason, my parents stopped calling her that when she was about 2.

They heard about me. I can't blame them.

No, no, it happened because the correct (German) spelling of the place the first fossils were found (the Neander Valley) is Neander Tal. However, when the fossils were discovered, German spelling hadn't been standardised. It was pronounced '-tal', but the '-thal' spelling was acceptable. That changed in 1904 to bring the spelling in line with the pronunciation.

lalala can't hear you NeanderTHAL-n-Pluto-n-Brontosaurus 4eva!!!


P.M. Marc - Apr 03, 2006 3:08:52 pm PDT #7174 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

They heard about me. I can't blame them.

HA! You weren't even BORN yet. (My sister turns 46 this year.)

Nah, the claim I hear is that they had a babysitter named Cindy and decided it was easier to call Alison Alison instead. Have I mentioned I fail to understand my parents? I mean, why didn't they just call her by her second name? (Lee)

(Though maybe their mysterious Future Buffista Sensors were active enough to detect Perkins.)


meara - Apr 03, 2006 3:14:50 pm PDT #7175 of 10001

Well, Leah, Sarah, and Rachel aren't as regularly nicked as, say, Susan, Stephen, James... they don't much have a built-in diminutive.

My roommate/bestfriend in college was named Leah, but no one ever called her that. Lee, usually, but Leely often too.

If I can order The Magic Bullet off of my tv and be using it to create the bestest egg salad you've ever seen by the following week

This sentence took my brain quite some time to parse. Magic Bullet making EGG SALAD?? Um, ew? Then I saw the smoothie thing, and realized it was not what it seemed.

My name, 'Karen', is truly un-nickable.

We called a friend Kare-bear. Also, randomly, Kobbles. But yeah, not so much with the "normal" or automatic nicks. (Heh! Though apparently with ChiKat's family the first one too!)

I am not a huge fan of my "real" first name (thus the going by meara all over!), including the fact that there's not a good nickname ("Shayshay" does not count. Nor does "Shanaynay". Though "Sha-na-ma-na (doot doo doo doo doot!)" does get a pass). It is very rarely pronounced or spelled correctly, and many people misremember it as "Shannon", which rhymes with my last name. I tell them my parents are freakish, but not that CRUEL.

Mostly I think of you as "our beloved Juliana," from just before you moved out here, which is occasionally initialised to "OBJ," which reminds me of LBJ and makes me giggle.

Hah! That's awesome, though "OBJ" also makes me think she should be a rapper.


Glamcookie - Apr 03, 2006 3:28:18 pm PDT #7176 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I saw JZ posting earlier. Just wanted to extend the dinner invite to you and Hec as well, if you're interested/don't have plans :)


JZ - Apr 03, 2006 3:30:23 pm PDT #7177 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I saw JZ posting earlier. Just wanted to extend the dinner invite to you and Hec as well, if you're interested/don't have plans :)

Love to, but we've got Emmett and it's a school night, so we can't come out to play.


Glamcookie - Apr 03, 2006 3:31:51 pm PDT #7178 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Aw shoot. Next time!


erikaj - Apr 03, 2006 3:35:47 pm PDT #7179 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Reuben Ring sounds like it's good, vw. JZ, Hec, Mom and I are hoping we'll get to meet Emmett(in that not stalking young kids way)


Megan E. - Apr 03, 2006 3:35:47 pm PDT #7180 of 10001

I know I'm always startled by the way Canadians (and I assume Brits) say Regina with a long I sound.

If the Queen says it Re-gIna, then that's good enough for me!