Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2006 8:04:21 am PDT #7000 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I expect grief with my first name, and so am especially aggrieved when people get shirty about my PERFECTLY NORMAL middle name.


SuziQ - Apr 03, 2006 8:09:59 am PDT #7001 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Mmmm, Suzi-Qs were my favorite junk food snack in the world!

So now I'm a junk food. Not sure how I feel about that. I'm definitely not sugary sweet.


Nicole - Apr 03, 2006 8:12:00 am PDT #7002 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Are you back home now, Sail?

My only complaint is when people spell my name with an H. Or call me Nikki.


Megan E. - Apr 03, 2006 8:15:14 am PDT #7003 of 10001

for billytea: penguin cam


Volans - Apr 03, 2006 8:18:06 am PDT #7004 of 10001
move out and draw fire

My name doesn't get messed up too much. In the official version, I sometimes get ruh'-shell as a pronunciation, but not often.

But, my maiden name was Thompson, and about 1 in 5 people would say Thomas. WTF?

How do people do things like have careers or write books with (pre-)toddlers? Seriously. Other than child care, all that was on my list today was to revise one 5000-word story, and not one word got revised.


beth b - Apr 03, 2006 8:21:31 am PDT #7005 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It is almost feeding time for the penguins ( 1030 board time)


Vortex - Apr 03, 2006 8:21:33 am PDT #7006 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My BFF's name is Lauren. When we lived in England, people would constantly refer to her as Maureen. We were puzzled.


SuziQ - Apr 03, 2006 8:26:05 am PDT #7007 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Darlin Nikki, you still around?

Ok, if you are still talking to me, check your e-mail.

If you aren't - well, you can sleep in the dog kennel in May.


SailAweigh - Apr 03, 2006 8:29:49 am PDT #7008 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Yup, I'm back home, Nicole. We had an absolutely lovely and hilarious wake for my aunt. Many stories, tall and short, were told and we now have new family catchphrases that will live in infamy. Particularly one that has to do with cutting clothes off of a family member. I'll leave it up to your imagination. Hee. Actually, it was all about girlish competition over ankle socks, of all things. But, while the technique has never yet been duplicated, the threat has been used quite effectively in other parts of the family over other items of clothing. Now, that's a legacy to live up to!

Well, for me, Suzi, I could never get enough SuziQs. So, I guess I'm saying there will never be enough of you to go around and satisfy us all. ;P


brenda m - Apr 03, 2006 8:31:50 am PDT #7009 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I get Deborah sometimes. I guess it has the same key sounds - the d, thr r, the b - but it's still kind of odd.