I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Apr 02, 2006 10:51:53 am PDT #6892 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The in-laws were in town for the weekend, so we spent the last few days walking the city, enjoying the weather. Today we passed by this sign in our neighborhood, which cracked me up.

It is FRELLING GORGEOUS out. I insist that the weather remain exactly like this for the next three months.


Cass - Apr 02, 2006 10:52:17 am PDT #6893 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

serial:

This was a surprising and bizarre sentence for a couple moments. Then I settled on the right interpretation of "race" and all was well.
It's Sunday. It took me a moment to figure out the other interpretation. In my defense? It's Race Day!


vw bug - Apr 02, 2006 10:59:43 am PDT #6894 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Topic!Cindy - Apr 02, 2006 11:07:45 am PDT #6895 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah, but I bet more chicks dig him than dig, say, Michael Chabon.
Huh?
(Maybe not among the Buffistas, b/c we appreciate the mad English skillz [yo], but we aren't a representative sample of your average human.)
Oh. Okay, good thing you DQed us, because dude, just, yeah.


erikaj - Apr 02, 2006 11:39:04 am PDT #6896 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Michael Chabon is pretty hot, though. Well, his photo is. I've never had the pleasure of actual Chabon. Although I suspect if I ever do, he'll think I'm Nell, writing mysteries in the middle of the forest, cause I'd be so inarticulate.


Strix - Apr 02, 2006 12:37:40 pm PDT #6897 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all. Skipped and skimmed -- my internet was down all weekend, and since I splurged and bought the Season 2 set of Buffy, I am going to order Chinese and watch DVD's -- some of these eps I haven't seen in YEARS! It's almost like they're NEW.

I had a major weird Buffy dream last week. I swear, this is like the fourth or fifth time I have dreamed up new episodes, and I am always SO excited in my dream that there is new Buffy. I'm such a freakball.

I also got linen cropped drawstring pants today and brown linen mules/espadrilley shoes with bronze beading! WOO HOO! New clothes!


vw bug - Apr 02, 2006 1:07:50 pm PDT #6898 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I just tried a new trick: pick the dog up UNDER the tv tray that holds your computer and water glass. Why was I surprised when everything ended up on the floor?


Jars - Apr 02, 2006 2:28:36 pm PDT #6899 of 10001

So, when le Bloke says he loves you for the first time, do you a) smoothly reply with "I love you too." b) lie there in a confused state of panic laced with 'whee!', saying nothing, c) fall asleep or d) b followed shortly by c?


Scrappy - Apr 02, 2006 2:35:40 pm PDT #6900 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I predict you picked "D" which if you feel the same should shortly be followed by "A." Also--you are very adorable!


Jars - Apr 02, 2006 2:42:03 pm PDT #6901 of 10001

I predict you picked "D" which if you feel the same should shortly be followed by "A."

Gold star! And it was, just, less 'shortly' and more 'after a bit of a nap', which is romantic too, right?