Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Apr 02, 2006 10:52:17 am PDT #6893 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

serial:

This was a surprising and bizarre sentence for a couple moments. Then I settled on the right interpretation of "race" and all was well.
It's Sunday. It took me a moment to figure out the other interpretation. In my defense? It's Race Day!


vw bug - Apr 02, 2006 10:59:43 am PDT #6894 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Topic!Cindy - Apr 02, 2006 11:07:45 am PDT #6895 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah, but I bet more chicks dig him than dig, say, Michael Chabon.
Huh?
(Maybe not among the Buffistas, b/c we appreciate the mad English skillz [yo], but we aren't a representative sample of your average human.)
Oh. Okay, good thing you DQed us, because dude, just, yeah.


erikaj - Apr 02, 2006 11:39:04 am PDT #6896 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Michael Chabon is pretty hot, though. Well, his photo is. I've never had the pleasure of actual Chabon. Although I suspect if I ever do, he'll think I'm Nell, writing mysteries in the middle of the forest, cause I'd be so inarticulate.


Strix - Apr 02, 2006 12:37:40 pm PDT #6897 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all. Skipped and skimmed -- my internet was down all weekend, and since I splurged and bought the Season 2 set of Buffy, I am going to order Chinese and watch DVD's -- some of these eps I haven't seen in YEARS! It's almost like they're NEW.

I had a major weird Buffy dream last week. I swear, this is like the fourth or fifth time I have dreamed up new episodes, and I am always SO excited in my dream that there is new Buffy. I'm such a freakball.

I also got linen cropped drawstring pants today and brown linen mules/espadrilley shoes with bronze beading! WOO HOO! New clothes!


vw bug - Apr 02, 2006 1:07:50 pm PDT #6898 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I just tried a new trick: pick the dog up UNDER the tv tray that holds your computer and water glass. Why was I surprised when everything ended up on the floor?


Jars - Apr 02, 2006 2:28:36 pm PDT #6899 of 10001

So, when le Bloke says he loves you for the first time, do you a) smoothly reply with "I love you too." b) lie there in a confused state of panic laced with 'whee!', saying nothing, c) fall asleep or d) b followed shortly by c?


Scrappy - Apr 02, 2006 2:35:40 pm PDT #6900 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I predict you picked "D" which if you feel the same should shortly be followed by "A." Also--you are very adorable!


Jars - Apr 02, 2006 2:42:03 pm PDT #6901 of 10001

I predict you picked "D" which if you feel the same should shortly be followed by "A."

Gold star! And it was, just, less 'shortly' and more 'after a bit of a nap', which is romantic too, right?


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2006 2:43:07 pm PDT #6902 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure I'd be able to c), but I might try it after b).

No! Kidding! I'd even be the one to say "I love you" first.

Or maybe something in the middle.

Also, what scrappyRobin said.