And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Apr 01, 2006 3:05:16 am PST #6668 of 10001
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Go Owen! Poor tired tyke.

Cindy, it's tempting...oh, so tempting. I was actually so angry when I first saw the note that I almost went and pounded on his door to tell him that his guest needed to leave. I calmed down a bit, though, and am now just typing a lot in the same room where she is trying to sleep.

It's hard, because I hate the state of the house. I want to keep it clean, it's just that things have been a bit out of my control for, oh, about six weeks now. It's very hard to have it pointed out to you, though, that someone else has noticed.


Cashmere - Apr 01, 2006 3:48:41 am PST #6669 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

vw, sorry about Not!Emily's assiness. I'd make sure to point out to him that you have other worries besides cleaning the apartment--and that it's also difficult to clean around a sleeping stranger on the sofa.

I will say, though, if it was me, I'd start vaccuming by said stranger's head and be sure to "inadvertantly" run into Not!Emily's door while I was at it. I mean, if he has a timeline for cleaning, it shouldn't matter whether or not he has guests, should it?


vw bug - Apr 01, 2006 3:56:10 am PST #6670 of 10001
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I'm glad you're all as evil as I am. Makes me feel, well, a little less evil.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2006 4:32:31 am PST #6671 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

One of Mallory's birthday presents was a LeapFrog thing that comes with animal fronts and butts. You put them in, and if you put in both the horse front and horse back, let's say, you get a bit of trivia about the horse.

HA! I gave that to my niece for Christmas.

Also, vw, I commented in your LJ that note is assy and uncool to the extreme. You're not the fucking housekeeper as he goes swanning around, leaving strangers in your house. ON. THE. LIST.

{{Hec & Emmett}}


vw bug - Apr 01, 2006 4:34:23 am PST #6672 of 10001
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How goes the research, Nora?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2006 4:41:08 am PST #6673 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

are trying to change the subject? hee.


vw bug - Apr 01, 2006 4:42:27 am PST #6674 of 10001
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Nope.

Trying to be not all memememe for a change :).


Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2006 4:42:33 am PST #6675 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am going to go do work on my stupid paper. Bah. I drank 7 beers last night and didn't sleep well and want to go back to sleep but no.


vw bug - Apr 01, 2006 4:43:57 am PST #6676 of 10001
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Awww...poor Nora! Good luck!


Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2006 4:44:12 am PST #6677 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm glad you're all as evil as I am. Makes me feel, well, a little less evil.

Hey, how are you supposed to know which is more important to him? At least you have written evidence of the importance of cleaning.

Seriously, what kind of cleaning are we talking, here? Is it putting away your own stuff, or vacuuming and dusting, or what?