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vw, sorry about Not!Emily's assiness. I'd make sure to point out to him that you have other worries besides cleaning the apartment--and that it's also difficult to clean around a sleeping stranger on the sofa.
I will say, though, if it was me, I'd start vaccuming by said stranger's head and be sure to "inadvertantly" run into Not!Emily's door while I was at it. I mean, if he has a timeline for cleaning, it shouldn't matter whether or not he has guests, should it?
I'm glad you're all as evil as I am. Makes me feel, well, a little less evil.
One of Mallory's birthday presents was a LeapFrog thing that comes with animal fronts and butts. You put them in, and if you put in both the horse front and horse back, let's say, you get a bit of trivia about the horse.
HA! I gave that to my niece for Christmas.
Also, vw, I commented in your LJ that note is assy and uncool to the extreme. You're not the fucking housekeeper as he goes swanning around, leaving strangers in your house. ON. THE. LIST.
{{Hec & Emmett}}
How goes the research, Nora?
are trying to change the subject? hee.
Nope.
Trying to be not all memememe for a change :).
I am going to go do work on my stupid paper. Bah. I drank 7 beers last night and didn't sleep well and want to go back to sleep but no.
Awww...poor Nora! Good luck!
I'm glad you're all as evil as I am. Makes me feel, well, a little less evil.
Hey, how are you supposed to know which is more important to him? At least you have written evidence of the importance of cleaning.
Seriously, what kind of cleaning are we talking, here? Is it putting away your own stuff, or vacuuming and dusting, or what?
Well, all I'm gonna do is clean the kitchen and straighten things up in the living room. If he wants more than that (dusting, sweeping, cleaning the bathroom), he'll have to do it himself. Besides, I can't dust/sweep/vacuum with the electrodes on anyway. And, honestly, I don't have the energy.
I can count on one finger the amount of times he's cleaned the bathroom. And, actually, I think his girlfriend did it.