Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2006 5:57:37 pm PST #6649 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

More fun than one dad can stand, I think.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2006 6:07:24 pm PST #6650 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

More fun than one dad can stand, I think.

I was fine at the time, but I felt freakin' traumatized all weekend. I just felt like the adrenaline levels wouldn't come down. Yeesh.

This seems to be not so bad after all. He's busy playing Ms. Pac-Man now.

::does some deep breathing exercises::

Basta this too.


erikaj - Mar 31, 2006 6:15:54 pm PST #6651 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, poor Emmett Poor Hecubus. (gives car door very dirty look)


SuziQ - Mar 31, 2006 6:27:55 pm PST #6652 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm watching my A's on tv AIFG.

{{{Emmett}}} and {{{Hec}}}


DavidS - Mar 31, 2006 6:47:37 pm PST #6653 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm watching my A's on tv AIFG.

Are they winning? Winning is good.


Spidra Webster - Mar 31, 2006 8:04:46 pm PST #6654 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Whoa, Hec. My best to Emmett. Getting ice on that thing was a great move and makes all the difference. I haven't done it myself, but I've heard that when you need to get through the nail to let out blood (or other liquid) build-up, you can heat up a unwound paper clip and just press the hot end of the paper clip to burn a small hole through the nail. You might want to Google that to see if it's just bullshit, but it sounds better to me than trying to use a needle or something sharp and having to estimate exactly how much pressure to use.

I hope the weekend gets better, seƱor.


beth b - Mar 31, 2006 8:12:58 pm PST #6655 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

when I broke my thumb the doctor used a hot needle, I did not enjoy it, but it was worth it but takeing the nail as short as possible my help with the throbbing.

{{vw}} and you have just proven that ranting , bitching and moaning here might even help people find a solution.


Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2006 8:16:02 pm PST #6656 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Beth, I am going to chose to believe that never, ever, happened.


sumi - Mar 31, 2006 8:20:06 pm PST #6657 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Hec, just think in under 2 hours this day will be done.

Does anyone know if I do my taxes on Turbo Tax can I do them say, now and then go back to my account and print what I had done later? Or is it just gone?


DavidS - Mar 31, 2006 8:32:00 pm PST #6658 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett's fingernail is only bruised about halfway up through the nail. Looks like he mashed himself with an errant hammer. It's throbbing still, but I don't think he'll lose the nail, or will require hot needles or exacto knives. (He won't even let me pull out a splinter, so at-home surgery is probably out of the question.)

I'm hoping it's more scare than damage.