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'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Gudanov - Mar 31, 2006 6:26:36 am PST #6498 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Fantasic House news Deena!

Well, last night there was an urgent care clinic run for Leif. He and his sister were playing in her room and evidently he climbed up on her desk and his sister pushed him off. The result was a bit tongue and a whole bunch of blood. Poor little guy was bawling and saying "Ow, Ow, Ow!" the whole way to the clinic. Once there, he acted liked he was perfectly fine. The doctor said there was no need for stitches for the type of cut on his tongue and provided lots of advice for eating and drinking while it healed. Hopefully, today will go more smoothly.


Fay - Mar 31, 2006 6:31:23 am PST #6499 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Jings, Gud - NEVER a dull moment with your wee Viking, is there?


DavidS - Mar 31, 2006 6:32:36 am PST #6500 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Poor Leif! Ow ow ow, indeed.

Hey Hec! Is it jammie day for you too? Did you and JZ drown the memory of evil workplace last night?

JZ and I are in jammies still, but we're going out to breakfast soon. I did invest in a jug of Stoli yesterday (it was on sale - $9 off!), but did not so much drown my sorrows as pickle them slightly. It was rainy last night so we just ordered pizza in, and watched Slings and Arrows (S2).


vw bug - Mar 31, 2006 6:32:46 am PST #6501 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

MOTHERFUCKINGSONSOFBITCHES.


brenda m - Mar 31, 2006 6:33:25 am PST #6502 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Uh-oh.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2006 6:33:30 am PST #6503 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

MOTHERFUCKINGSONSOFBITCHES.

I'm thinking this is not itchy related. I'm guessing....landlord malfeasance.


vw bug - Mar 31, 2006 6:33:52 am PST #6504 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

No. School.


amych - Mar 31, 2006 6:34:56 am PST #6505 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

FUCKFUCKFUCK, vw. Any way we can help?


Gudanov - Mar 31, 2006 6:35:22 am PST #6506 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

He's an amazing little 3 year old. He shocked someone at the grocery store yesterday when he started reading all the boxes on the shelves aloud. Unfortunately this means he can read the instructions on how to operate child-proof stuff.


Typo Boy - Mar 31, 2006 6:35:35 am PST #6507 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Fay. I have a great-aunt who moved to Thailand. You should have no problem. She is living on social securiity, $800 a month, and moved there, because on that amount she lives like a queen. She had a weight problem , but has lost ten pounds . She walks everywhere never cooks, eating out all the time. Apparently in spite of its scrumptios nature of Thai food it is easy to eat healthfully in Thai resteraunts.

Also I get the impression from her that though not exactly a free country, Thailand is pretty freewheeling as long as you avoid obvious errors liking dissing their royal family. Kinda like the U.S. in that regard was her comment.

Right. like after living in Egypt you need tips on navigating authoritarian societies. And Thailand is nowhere near that either politically or culturally.

Very very friendly, says great-auntie.