No. And yes. It's always sudden.

Tara ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 28, 2006 7:50:33 am PST #5778 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Of course there is always The Bob Haircut Worship Page.


DavidS - Mar 28, 2006 7:53:00 am PST #5779 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Another useful short style site


vw bug - Mar 28, 2006 7:54:51 am PST #5780 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I am missing my white bra. I think someone at the hospital took it.


DavidS - Mar 28, 2006 8:00:58 am PST #5781 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think someone at the hospital took it.

Fucking bra-thieving bastards!

I bet somebody is wearing it on their head right now and dancing the hokey pokey to mock you.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2006 8:06:19 am PST #5782 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

snerk

Today, Hec amuses me.


Spidra Webster - Mar 28, 2006 8:14:33 am PST #5783 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I had trouble getting in. The netnanny software kept saying "Short Hair Porn Sites".


DavidS - Mar 28, 2006 8:24:24 am PST #5784 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The netnanny software kept saying "Short Hair Porn Sites".

Oops! That's possible I guess. I wonder if it's the "Worship" part.


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2006 8:26:06 am PST #5785 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I wonder if it's the "Worship" part.

t laughing forEVER and EVER....


beekaytee - Mar 28, 2006 8:52:25 am PST #5786 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Skipping shamelessly and pleading forgiveness due to having contracted the 'high fever flu' notorized in the Washington Post as having felled the UofMD women's basketball team...but how the hell did I get it! My hookshot is for shit. But having a 102 degree fever for 36 hours straight? That will put hair on your chest. Or kill off necessary portions of the neurolandscape...or something...wah.

And, despite realizing that one should not make decisions or declarations when not actually feeling alive, I'm writing a letter to Fella expressing some concerns and I need a different way to say "I think you are a cheap...CHEAP person, and even I, who have bad debt, have a healthier relationship with money and it bugs me that you need credit for every penny you spend despite the fact that I feed you constantly because I can't really afford to eat out all the time and that means I end up paying MORE even though you probably make 3 times what I do."

Plus, "You are too submissive and even though I know that seems 'polite' it also comes across as passive aggressive and since that is a personality trait one probably isn't going to change anytime soon...maybe we should reconsider this whole thing."

You all are the best wordsmiths I know. Any advice?


Katerina Bee - Mar 28, 2006 8:53:32 am PST #5787 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I think my interview went well. I felt as if I'd been pretty shiny. It was scheduled from 1:30 - 2:30, but I didn't end up leaving until well after four. It was raining so hard I got totally soaked walking a block to BART and arrived home exhausted beyond all expectations. So I had something to eat and curled up on the couch with the fuzzy kitty to watch a couple episodes of Robot Chicken.

I talked to seven different people, but thankfully, in sequence rather than all at once in a dread panel-style interview. And they didn't even ask those horrible unanswerable questions about Why Do You Want To Work Here or How Did You Resolve The Worst Thing Ever? No, they wanted to know how my background suited me for their stated expectations. Stellar!

Now I have to write seven different Thank You For Your Time And Consideration letters. It is proving difficult to customize them.