Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 4:55:46 pm PST #5689 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm stumped past "Congratulations and please consider mood stabalizers. KThxBye!"

Um, "Hey, you're married this time!" is nice. There's "Planned you say? Well, its a horrible plan -- but at least it was deliberate!" or maybe "Pregnant! Good thing YOU aren't the parent who's a raging alcoholic!"


Gudanov - Mar 27, 2006 5:05:08 pm PST #5690 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Toddlers are the perfect baby antidote.

Does 3 still count as toddler. Today Leif ate a tube of toothpaste (it's the safe to swallow kind for toddlers not the scary stuff) and dumped five gallons of water on the kitchen floor.


Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:05:55 pm PST #5691 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I was thinking of a little less honesty, Trudes....


Ginger - Mar 27, 2006 5:07:02 pm PST #5692 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Five gallons of water! Leif is a determined demolition expert.


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 5:07:05 pm PST #5693 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Those are GOOD things


Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:14:49 pm PST #5694 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Those are GOOD things
It's all relative...


DebetEsse - Mar 27, 2006 5:15:30 pm PST #5695 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

No. "GOOD" !="This bad idea goes to 11"


billytea - Mar 27, 2006 5:17:22 pm PST #5696 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Does 3 still count as toddler. Today Leif ate a tube of toothpaste (it's the safe to swallow kind for toddlers not the scary stuff) and dumped five gallons of water on the kitchen floor.

Aww. SOOOO CUUUUTE!! Start serving his veggies in a toothpaste tube!


Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:21:40 pm PST #5697 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

::points to DebetEsse and nods A LOT::

What. She. Said.

Still I got a darling Winnie The Pooh card. I should get points for that.


Gudanov - Mar 27, 2006 5:23:02 pm PST #5698 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Start serving his veggies in a toothpaste tube!

Leif is actually a pretty healthy eater. He loves corn, grapes, banannas, apples, and green beans.