You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Feb 22, 2006 9:20:40 am PST #555 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

We knew it would either be "food" or "kitty."

Awww! Yay for Mal! My Aunt says they had all figured my first word would center around either food or pets, too. (They were wrong though because my first word was "no". Go self-assertiveness! My first two words together, however, were about the dog, so they were close.)

In my dream, you showed me the book and you were very proud of it. But you wouldn't give me a copy. Because you are mean.

As if!! You're just making stuff up now. OR - it was your ExBoss with a NicoleMask on. Yup, that's clearly what happened.


vw bug - Feb 22, 2006 9:25:49 am PST #556 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Why didn't I get a cookbook??? I'm so jealous now.

I have a secret. There may be a way to get you one. I'll be posting about it in Press later today. Get excited!

Nora, I'm drafting a response to you right now.


lisah - Feb 22, 2006 9:30:31 am PST #557 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Get excited!

YAY! I love cookbooks.


sj - Feb 22, 2006 9:30:48 am PST #558 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hey everyone.

My therapist cut our appointment short today because his wife is sick, and he needed to go get his daughter, and I had to go get a flat tire fixed. I had two nails in my tire. I hope everyone else is having a more exciting day.

{{{Nora}}} Feel better.


Nicole - Feb 22, 2006 9:35:36 am PST #559 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Crap. I knew I forgot something. Much health ~ma to Nora!

I had two nails in my tire.

That's awful, sj. Did you drive through a construction site or something?

Has Jilli seen this?

This one is my favorite, though.


Betsy HP - Feb 22, 2006 9:42:19 am PST #560 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Jilli, Plei, Bitches:

Do I want this jacket, even though it is brown?


sj - Feb 22, 2006 9:44:36 am PST #561 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That's awful, sj. Did you drive through a construction site or something?

No, I have no idea how they got there. To be honest, I think they have been there for a while. The tire has been looking a little low, but I have been to sick/tired/cranky to care. It could have been worse. They were able to patch it for $30 rather than my needing a new tire.


Atropa - Feb 22, 2006 9:46:13 am PST #562 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Has Jilli seen this?

screams

I must have that.

Do I want this jacket, even though it is brown?

hmmm. I don't like the lines of it, so I say you don't want it.


vw bug - Feb 22, 2006 9:46:34 am PST #563 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I did math! I didn't cry!


Betsy HP - Feb 22, 2006 9:46:41 am PST #564 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thanks. I like the lines, but fear it would look boxy in a 16.