Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Feb 22, 2006 9:02:28 am PST #551 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Dear Laura:

Happy Birthday to you
You post in a zoo
Your friends all like monkeys
And you do, too.

Nicole: In my dream, you showed me the book and you were very proud of it. But you wouldn't give me a copy. Because you are mean.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 22, 2006 9:12:55 am PST #552 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday, Laura!!!!!!


Fred Pete - Feb 22, 2006 9:14:43 am PST #553 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Much jobma to Spidra.


erikaj - Feb 22, 2006 9:17:34 am PST #554 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Happy birthday Laura! job-ma to Spidra.


Nicole - Feb 22, 2006 9:20:40 am PST #555 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

We knew it would either be "food" or "kitty."

Awww! Yay for Mal! My Aunt says they had all figured my first word would center around either food or pets, too. (They were wrong though because my first word was "no". Go self-assertiveness! My first two words together, however, were about the dog, so they were close.)

In my dream, you showed me the book and you were very proud of it. But you wouldn't give me a copy. Because you are mean.

As if!! You're just making stuff up now. OR - it was your ExBoss with a NicoleMask on. Yup, that's clearly what happened.


vw bug - Feb 22, 2006 9:25:49 am PST #556 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Why didn't I get a cookbook??? I'm so jealous now.

I have a secret. There may be a way to get you one. I'll be posting about it in Press later today. Get excited!

Nora, I'm drafting a response to you right now.


lisah - Feb 22, 2006 9:30:31 am PST #557 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Get excited!

YAY! I love cookbooks.


sj - Feb 22, 2006 9:30:48 am PST #558 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hey everyone.

My therapist cut our appointment short today because his wife is sick, and he needed to go get his daughter, and I had to go get a flat tire fixed. I had two nails in my tire. I hope everyone else is having a more exciting day.

{{{Nora}}} Feel better.


Nicole - Feb 22, 2006 9:35:36 am PST #559 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Crap. I knew I forgot something. Much health ~ma to Nora!

I had two nails in my tire.

That's awful, sj. Did you drive through a construction site or something?

Has Jilli seen this?

This one is my favorite, though.


Betsy HP - Feb 22, 2006 9:42:19 am PST #560 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Jilli, Plei, Bitches:

Do I want this jacket, even though it is brown?