Here's a photo of just a carrot that's not so much worksafe: [link]
I suspect the carrot has been... altered.
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 8:40:16 am PST #5211 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Katerina Bee - Mar 24, 2006 8:42:40 am PST #5212 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
I got better Sexy Carrot pictures saved somewheres. This is the sort of moment when I wish the board allowed images.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 8:50:35 am PST #5213 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is the sort of moment when I wish the board allowed images.
And the sort where I'm glad it doesn't.
Spidra Webster - Mar 24, 2006 8:55:36 am PST #5214 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Here's a photo of just a carrot that's not so much worksafe
Alright, I looked. Reminds me of the the "Beer" episode of Blackadder II. "That turnip. It looked just like a thingy!"
-t - Mar 24, 2006 9:20:53 am PST #5215 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I wonder--do employers often not say a thing at all?
The one time I was let go with no reason given. my caseworker at the unemployment office was pretty shocked. So I don't think it happens all that often. Though that might be because then the (former)-employer has no leg to stand on in avoiding getting dinged for the unemployment.
Or maybe it just didn't happen in Chico because of the small town charm and everybody knowing each other's business.
Cass - Mar 24, 2006 9:28:09 am PST #5216 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I hear it works for some. When a headache is coming on, take 5, put feet up, close eyes, chug a cold Gatorade. Pushing one's electrolyte balance towards optimum levels seems to help.Does it have to be cold? I'm not a fan of gatorade but since I've had a headache that flutters between sinus, tension, migraine and why is someone trying to get out of my head using a dull spoon for several days, I'm ready to give it a go.
Jessica - Mar 24, 2006 9:29:07 am PST #5217 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Does it have to be cold?
My guess is the coldness makes the Gatorade taste less like pee, rather than being theraputic in its own right.
ChiKat - Mar 24, 2006 9:31:25 am PST #5218 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Gatorade taste less like pee
And this? Is always a good thing.
Trudy Booth - Mar 24, 2006 9:31:46 am PST #5219 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Does it have to be cold? I'm not a fan of gatorade but since I've had a headache that flutters between sinus, tension, migraine and why is someone trying to get out of my head using a dull spoon for several days, I'm ready to give it a go.
Are there Thai people in Portland?
Cass - Mar 24, 2006 9:38:48 am PST #5220 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
My guess is the coldness makes the Gatorade taste less like pee, rather than being theraputic in its own right.Hmmm, frozen headache versus tastes like sweet pee... It's a quandry.
There are undoubtably Thai people, and therefore magical soup, in Portland. But I am feeling iffy about the driving around aimlessly to look for it. I'll text Pamela and ask her. Of course now I want the crab pad thai that I had here last month.