I would be there right now.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Katerina Bee - Mar 24, 2006 8:22:21 am PST #5204 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I didn't know specifically about the magnesium drop with migraines. Huh. I expect that's a component of Gatorade? I can't stand the stuff myself, but I'd probably like it better than a headache. If you try it, please LMK if it worked for you at all?

Baby talk: a world of ewwww. Why does hearing it make my flesh crawl?


Gudanov - Mar 24, 2006 8:24:34 am PST #5205 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Baby talk: a world of ewwww. Why does hearing it make my flesh crawl?

Baby talk establishes a particular harmonic resonance that interacts with skin in such a way as to induce sensations not unlike a tingling or crawling sensation.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 8:25:55 am PST #5206 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, What ever happened to KajaGooGoo?

eta: Huh, I guess they're still around: [link]


Spidra Webster - Mar 24, 2006 8:28:06 am PST #5207 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

What are the sexy carrot photos? Inquiring minds want to know!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 8:29:53 am PST #5208 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was just reading another migraine article this morning, clipped from a natural health magazine. So the magnesium thing was at the forefront of my mind.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 8:36:51 am PST #5209 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What are the sexy carrot photos? Inquiring minds want to know!

You could do a Google image search on "sexy carrot": [link]

If you have safesearch off, that first page is worksafe for pictures but not text....

eta: following pages are not worksafe. Dunno what you get if SafeSearch is on....


Spidra Webster - Mar 24, 2006 8:39:52 am PST #5210 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Got an email from a customer complaining that he had called several times about a book and hadn't gotten an answer. I've been answering voicemail messages and this guy never left a message. I considered not returning his email since he never mentioned the actual problem with the book, just his upset that he couldn't get someone on the phone. I do not intend to do more phone work than I absolutely have to for the last few days of my job.

Anyway, duty won out over my hunch. I responded asking him what the problem was with the book. He replied that there were several problems and why weren't we picking up the phone? He didn't elaborate on what the problems were. I replied (again, against my hunch and wishes) that we were having staffing issues and I would try to help him with the problems if he would just let me know what they were. He replied that there were too many mistakes to mention and that I'd better phone him.

Uh...no.

There is no frickin' way I am calling so this guy can harangue me. If he's unwilling to state what the problems are, he's obviously gunning for a yellfest rather than focused on getting his problems solved.

I labeled the ticket "cannot resolve". I hope he doesn't call when my boss is covering phones on my lunch today. If he does...well, shit...I guess I'll just have to steel myself to say that I need to do what I need to do to keep my stress level manageable given the layoff.

PS: I'll have to do that Googling after work, then.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 8:40:16 am PST #5211 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's a photo of just a carrot that's not so much worksafe: [link]

I suspect the carrot has been... altered.


Katerina Bee - Mar 24, 2006 8:42:40 am PST #5212 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I got better Sexy Carrot pictures saved somewheres. This is the sort of moment when I wish the board allowed images.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 8:50:35 am PST #5213 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is the sort of moment when I wish the board allowed images.

And the sort where I'm glad it doesn't.