This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 6:31:11 am PST #518 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

"LipBoy" just conjures up unfortunate images. Like a giant lip with feet.

Which, ew.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2006 6:32:40 am PST #519 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"LipBoy" just conjures up unfortunate images.

For me, it conjures up images of Mick Jagger.


flea - Feb 22, 2006 6:38:16 am PST #520 of 10001
information libertarian

Which, eww.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 22, 2006 6:38:27 am PST #521 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Posts just to show off tag line in context of "LipsBoy" discussion.

Which is how a friend of mine described Steven Tyler.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 22, 2006 6:53:11 am PST #522 of 10001
What is even happening?

"LipBoy" just conjures up unfortunate images. Like a giant lip with feet.
Which, ew.
Yeah. I ought to be able to come up with a Lisa Rinna related response to this, but I'm undercaffeinated and squeamish.

Moving right along, amych is right on with this:

Sorry, Tep, but I'm not sure you have the final say in whether LipsBoy gets a bitch nickname...
Amen. I mean, did sj name "Teacup Guy"? We have a job to do, and I believe that job is protected by a union of some sort of another, probably unholy, but a union nonetheless. Now, on the table we have: umfriend; the boy; mmmfriend, TLW - Teppy's Love Weasel; LipsBoy; and LipBoy. LipBoy is kinda gross. I like LipsBoy though, (which escapes grossness somehow) and mmmfriend the best of the above. We could also just call him Lips, or Hot Lips (not original, but a classic, still) or Smoochiesmoochiewoowoo, for that matter. We could make something acronymish, like KeWL Boy (Knee Weakening Lips Boy). What to do? What to do?


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2006 6:56:29 am PST #523 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Teptoy?


Gris - Feb 22, 2006 7:01:36 am PST #524 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I chose when Gershwin Girl got a nickname. Just sayin' - maybe Teppy gets an out at least until she tells a particularly fascinating story that makes a nickname obvious (or, you know, gives an FAQ).

In other new, Apple is a giant cocktease. My available balance was definitely down because of a pending transaction for an amount of money that was exactly my computer's cost (the nice phone lady at the bank said so) but this morning? That transaction is gone like it never existed - my available balance is back up. So.. no computer for me. Yet.


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 7:15:21 am PST #525 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I chose when Gershwin Girl got a nickname. Just sayin' - maybe Teppy gets an out at least until she tells a particularly fascinating story that makes a nickname obvious

Yeah! What he said!


Katerina Bee - Feb 22, 2006 7:22:52 am PST #526 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Okay, I won't taunt you with "Teptoy" ever again.

No Boss Nightmares last night. Whew. Instead, I dreamed that Nicole wrote a fabulously illustrated book, and I spent hours trying to find a copy. You'd think she would have just given me one, buuuut noooooooo (/John Belushi)

MG will be in my neighborhood today! I can probably tolerate viewing some softball in order to enjoy her company.


esse - Feb 22, 2006 7:31:38 am PST #527 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Secret message to Plei: I don't have you on my msn messenger.

Secret message to Tep: You have email.

Secret message to the world: Please stop fucking up.