Which, eww.

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Posts just to show off tag line in context of "LipsBoy" discussion.

Which is how a friend of mine described Steven Tyler.

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"LipBoy" just conjures up unfortunate images. Like a giant lip with feet.

Which, ew.

Yeah. I ought to be able to come up with a Lisa Rinna related response to this, but I'm undercaffeinated and squeamish.

Moving right along, amych is right on with this:

Sorry, Tep, but I'm not sure you have the final say in whether LipsBoy gets a bitch nickname...

Amen. I mean, did sj name "Teacup Guy"? We have a job to do, and I believe that job is protected by a union of some sort of another, probably unholy, but a union nonetheless. Now, on the table we have: umfriend; the boy; mmmfriend, TLW - Teppy's Love Weasel; LipsBoy; and LipBoy. LipBoy is kinda gross. I like LipsBoy though, (which escapes grossness somehow) and mmmfriend the best of the above. We could also just call him Lips, or Hot Lips (not original, but a classic, still) or Smoochiesmoochiewoowoo, for that matter. We could make something acronymish, like KeWL Boy (Knee Weakening Lips Boy). What to do? What to do?

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Teptoy?

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I chose when Gershwin Girl got a nickname. Just sayin' - maybe Teppy gets an out at least until she tells a particularly fascinating story that makes a nickname obvious (or, you know, gives an FAQ).

In other new, Apple is a giant cocktease. My available balance was definitely down because of a pending transaction for an amount of money that was exactly my computer's cost (the nice phone lady at the bank said so) but this morning? That transaction is gone like it never existed - my available balance is back up. So.. no computer for me. Yet.

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I chose when Gershwin Girl got a nickname. Just sayin' - maybe Teppy gets an out at least until she tells a particularly fascinating story that makes a nickname obvious

Yeah! What he said!

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Okay, I won't taunt you with "Teptoy" ever again.

No Boss Nightmares last night. Whew. Instead, I dreamed that Nicole wrote a fabulously illustrated book, and I spent hours trying to find a copy. You'd think she would have just given me one, buuuut noooooooo (/John Belushi)

MG will be in my neighborhood today! I can probably tolerate viewing some softball in order to enjoy her company.

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Secret message to Plei: I don't have you on my msn messenger.

Secret message to Tep: You have email.

Secret message to the world: Please stop fucking up.

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I chose when Gershwin Girl got a nickname. Just sayin' - maybe Teppy gets an out at least until she tells a particularly fascinating story that makes a nickname obvious (or, you know, gives an FAQ).

C'mon now. You "chose" when Gershwin Girl got a nickname, because you started out calling her "Jew Girl" and we were stricken by liberal guilt-induced paralysis. We were so relieved when you changed it to Gershwin Girl, that we decided to leave well enough alone.

(Not that I've ever had any conversations or read any conversations about your nicks for GG--because I haven't--but I personally never knew what to call her when you were calling "Jew Girl" and so she was an "um" friend of an entirely different order.)

Also? Pft.

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Job ~ma, Spidra. That is of the suck.

Dear Students, When I hand you a 5 volume set, and you don't know how to use it to complete your homework assignment, please do one of the following: 1. Ask me (politely!) to show you how it works; 2. Read the instructions printed in volume 1. Do not stand there randomly flipping pages, making passive-agressive, annoying whinging noises. I am more likely to say to you, "Oh, you poor thing! The bathroom is right over there. From the noise you're making, you must be ready to burst!" than, "Can I help you with that?"

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