And no one here is answering me. Are you all trying to tell me something?
Ok, for my own amusement, I'm thinking of changing my tagline (currently: "I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see." What does this mean? A men's loo in a train station? Prince Charles' homemade porn collection? Count Arcturo's secret plans for world domination?) I've collected some contenders, presented below. Do people have a preference?
From coast to coast, America is waking up to the magic of mole rats!
I like the term 'smudge pot'. I may name a child Smudgepot. Won't its parents be surprised!
My internal dialogue has started making obscene gestures when it thinks I'm not looking, and I'm pretty sure it's started hoarding tin foil. I'd take away its bucket, but I have to live in this head too.
Ok, so putting on my Pollyanna hat for a moment. (No, it really is. I had it made from her skin.)
Where once I called it 'keeping my thoughts to myself', from now on it will be known as 'whitefonting my head'.
My War of the Worlds CD has arrived. Testify! Can I get an ULLA?
I've realised why there are so few lisping singers. "Thong for Guy". "This is my thong, for the asking". "I'll have to say I love you, in a thong".