Hee! We mentioned your closeness to us at dinner tonight!
Was it "Is that Cass watching us from behind that tree?"
Damn that billytea for making stuff seem dirty.
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I simply point out the porniness to which everyone else seems subject. Maybe it just seems dirtier next to me by comparison.
Damn. I can't stop thinking of The Boy (tee em) as the Bumfriend. Which is sad.
I think it's fantastic. If Teacup Guy felt freaked out by having Buffistas shouting greetings over the phone, imagine how this one'll react.
Screw it. Imma gonna start calling him Nightwing in my mind.
Now I'm a few short steps away from calling him Nightarse.
Damn. I can't stop thinking of The Boy (tee em) as the Bumfriend. Which is sad.
Which brings to mind a none too flattering phrase from the UK that I haven't heard in many a year: Bum-Chum.
Which brings to mind a none too flattering phrase from the UK that I haven't heard in many a year: Bum-Chum.
For some reason I am now earwormed with Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Comma Comma Wang Dang.
Was it "Is that Cass watching us from behind that tree?"
No, I turned around just over the border and went to look for the racetrack (on an island!) instead. Because I am entirely too predictable.
But soon ... soon I will not turn around and instead go to Seattle.
I'm not sure if this fits are not. We were watching
wilde
tonight. Not a great movie, but I did learn where "the carrot that dare not speak its name" came from.
I'm not sure if this fits are not. We were watching wilde tonight. Not a great movie, but I did learn where "the carrot that dare not speak its name" came from.
Apropos of nothing, one of my brothers keeps calling me Wildebeest. Another calls me Wilbur, and the last one calls me BillyBob, so there's probably not too much to read into that.
None of them opted for Wee Willy Winky?
None of them opted for Wee Willy Winky?
Funnily enough, no.
I just called the Wallybee from work. I woke her up, she was having a nap after both her assignments today turned out to be cancelled (after she turned up). She still gets paid for them, but she prefers actually doing something for it. From this we conclude two things:
1. I'm a naughty penguin; and
2. She sounds adorable when sleepy. I may have to start calling her at 1 in the morning just to listen to her again.