You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 7:04:33 pm PST #4909 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is Tep's boyfriend the former umfriend? Whoot!

Aieeeeee!!! Do NOT use the B word, either!!!!

(Even though I just got home from there.)

(What?)


Lee - Mar 22, 2006 7:07:04 pm PST #4910 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

IJS


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 7:09:57 pm PST #4911 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

There was some of that, yeah. Yum.

Also grilled cheese and tomato soup, for lo, it's damn cold out and cheese is good.


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 7:11:23 pm PST #4912 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Aieeeeee!!! Do NOT use the B word, either!!!!

'Bonkapalooza'?


Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2006 7:12:17 pm PST #4913 of 10001
brillig

I have discovered a marvelous new show. On Oxygen, no less.

"Suburban Shootout." It's British. A lovely English village, except that the ladies of the village are two rival mobs vying to recruit the new woman who's just moved in with her cop husband. She was invited to take a small ride with a lady and her creepy butch driver and has been tricked into pushing the button that blows up the wicker store whose proprietors have missed their protection payment.

And that was before the first commercial break. And I was going to go to bed.


Cass - Mar 22, 2006 7:13:22 pm PST #4914 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Aieeeeee!!! Do NOT use the B word, either!!!!
I plead two weeks worth of skippage. Umfriend it is.

How did the felines fare?
They are quite happy not to be trapped in the car or locked in bathrooms. They were really quite good though I have some scars from flailing paws and I think I got Kittenish drunk from so much Rescue Remedy once.

They have discovered the tops of the cabinets and it is now their favorite place to escape the evil vacuum. It's deadly cute but extremely hard to photograph.


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 7:13:28 pm PST #4915 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Suburban Shootout." It's British. A lovely English village, except that the ladies of the village are two rival mobs vying to recruit the new woman who's just moved in with her cop husband. She was invited to take a small ride with a lady and her creepy butch driver and has been tricked into pushing the button that blows up the wicker store whose proprietors have missed their protection payment.

Tell me it's a reality show.


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 7:14:16 pm PST #4916 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I plead two weeks worth of skippage. Umfriend it is.

We could make it a B word. Bumfriend has a ring to it. Er. Not like that.


Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2006 7:15:39 pm PST #4917 of 10001
brillig

They're bleeping dialogue! And the Godmother is being driven around in a minivan!


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 7:15:47 pm PST #4918 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Bumfriend has a ring to it. Um. Not like that.

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

He's just The Boy. Which is a good enough B word, I feel.