Wow, Jessica. That is, on the one hand, just an amazing image and yet also totally what I'd expect from brand new Manhattan TJ's.
Good luck with the belt tightening, Sparky. I hope the stress reduction makes up for the money reduction. And also that he finds something else soonish, if that's the plan.
Sorry about the breakup, Gris.
I don't klnow about license plates, CIndy. Maybe you could call the police, tell them it's not an emergency but there's been a suspicious vehicle in your neighborhood and you have the plate number? I don't know if that would get you anything, but it might. I assume you already tried just putting the plate into google and seeing if anything came up.
(eta: that sounds like Tanatalus. Also had grapes dangling over his head that swooped to just out of reach when he tried to grab them, iirc. Coffee bra just makes me wonder if caffeine can be absorbed through the skin - like a patch, but with support)