You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Mar 16, 2006 10:04:32 am PST #3842 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Thank you!

I shall have to order samples. Anything you wanted to try?

Or, y'know, I could thwap him upside the head for you.

Tempting... tempting.


Atropa - Mar 16, 2006 10:06:41 am PST #3843 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Ooh, if you could get me a sample of the Opal foundation and a sample vial of the chocolate-covered cherries perfume oil, that would be spiffy.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 10:10:12 am PST #3844 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Man, we are headed for an ADA showdown at work, and it isn't going to be pretty. I'm having a bad recurrence of my wrist tendonitis that started (the recurrence) pretty much when we switched our production process to this asinine everything-on-the-computer system (versus editing with a pen on a paper manuscript).

The ADA says that if a reasonable accomodation exists for an employee to perform the job, then they have to be allowed to do so.

If I say I have to go back to editing on paper, it's going to fuck things up SO much, and people are going to be PISSED. I am NOT looking forward to this.


P.M. Marc - Mar 16, 2006 10:16:53 am PST #3845 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ooh, if you could get me a sample of the Opal foundation and a sample vial of the chocolate-covered cherries perfume oil, that would be spiffy.

Done!


Spidra Webster - Mar 16, 2006 10:19:16 am PST #3846 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Can they get you voice recognition software, Teppy?


DavidS - Mar 16, 2006 10:19:29 am PST #3847 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Here you go, Jilli, Emo Boys in Eyeliner.


Atropa - Mar 16, 2006 10:21:43 am PST #3848 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Here you go, Jilli, Emo Boys in Eyeliner.

Oh yay! (But only a brief, one-line mention of my favorite Emo Boys in Eyeliner, My Chemical Romance.)


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 10:24:54 am PST #3849 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Can they get you voice recognition software, Teppy?

I doubt it. Actually, I'm sure they could *get* it, but my *using* it would be too disruptive. Really, all I need to do is be allowed to go back to the good old-fashioned pen-and-paper method.

Feh.


Calli - Mar 16, 2006 10:26:56 am PST #3850 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm having a bad recurrence of my wrist tendonitis that started (the recurrence) pretty much when we switched our production process to this asinine everything-on-the-computer system (versus editing with a pen on a paper manuscript).

I'm sorry, Steph. Would you be able to use a wacom tablet and pen to do this? It seems that the mechanics would be similar, while still keeping things all computerized.


P.M. Marc - Mar 16, 2006 10:27:10 am PST #3851 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Contents of my desk, the personal stuff:

Breastmilk storage containers.

Cocoa Mole LaraBars.

Two types of instant oatmeal and a bag of organic brown sugar.

Four pictures of Lillian, all from when she was under three months.

Two solid puddles of scented candlewax and a mummy holding a basketball.

Hand sanitizer.

Tender is the Night.

Firestorm #23.

Breastpump.

Larenim flyer.

Mac lip:six

Blot paper.

Eyeliner brush.

A spoon.

I find this to be a depressing sort of sum of me.