Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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WindSparrow - Feb 20, 2006 6:12:55 pm PST #356 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

re: grout: Hubby says that once you have your grout as clean as you want it and TOTALLY DRY, paint it with clear laquer.

That, of course, is the answer to my concerns about Daniel's suggestion that when the time comes to renovate the bathroom here, we replace nasty pathetic plastic surround with classy tile. Aesthetically speaking I rather like tile. Cleaning-wise? I'm a bit wary. So my question is, just how scrubbable is clear laquer?


Cass - Feb 20, 2006 6:20:11 pm PST #357 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

We could apply the Chris Rock test.
There is a Chris Rock test? Is is that he can't be your boyfriend if he watches Chris Rock?


billytea - Feb 20, 2006 6:22:55 pm PST #358 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There is a Chris Rock test? Is is that he can't be your boyfriend if he watches Chris Rock?

Nope. "If you've been going out for three months, and you haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend."


Cass - Feb 20, 2006 6:37:59 pm PST #359 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It's a good test to prove that you aren't "the girlfriend," but I think you can have been going out that long, have met friends and still not be. Perhaps I'm projecting.


esse - Feb 20, 2006 6:40:13 pm PST #360 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

"If you've been going out for three months, and you haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend."

Huh. That explains why things ended with Sh.

It is almost midnight and I cannot sleep. This was an opportunity! for me to sleep at like 9.30! and it's just not working! no fair!


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2006 6:45:07 pm PST #361 of 10001
brillig

So my question is, just how scrubbable is clear laquer?

Hubby is grateful you asked, because when I asked him, he said, "Did I say laquer? I meant urethane." Urethane would not take much with cleaning and, according to Hubby, "Urethane is what they put on roller rink floors, and laquer is generally put on dining room tables." Soft-Scrub should have no problem with either.


Strix - Feb 20, 2006 6:59:42 pm PST #362 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

We could apply the Chris Rock test. Has he met any of your friends?

Hmmm. Well, by accident, he's met two. (like, they came down to my apartment to borrow something.) I've met one of his friends -- he manages a bar we've gone to.

Whenever I've mentioned going to a party where my friends are, he kinda looks green. I can kinda understand the looking green thing, but if he refuses to ever meet my friends, I don't think it'll work.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2006 7:22:56 pm PST #363 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I think there are spots on my walls that seem lighter now that I Magicked them. This paint is all very very old. And apparently very dirty. I really am not cleaning them *all* so I will just have to be wary of my spot cleaning and not clean too deep.

I was going to mention that, and forgot. So I'll just nod my head and agree. The Majikal Mystery Mr. Clean Eraser Of POWER does have the ability to take paint off walls/doors. As I learned the first time I used one.

It is almost midnight and I cannot sleep. This was an opportunity! for me to sleep at like 9.30! and it's just not working! no fair!

Gah, me too. But I just took an Ambien, and so I should be asleep in about 10 minutes. Yay drugs.


Cass - Feb 20, 2006 7:33:51 pm PST #364 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The Majikal Mystery Mr. Clean Eraser Of POWER does have the ability to take paint off walls/doors.
It's not taking the paint off so much as really, really cleaning it and in an old house... I just didn't know the paint was really that color.

Not that I am surprised it can take off paint.


billytea - Feb 20, 2006 7:52:23 pm PST #365 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's a good test to prove that you aren't "the girlfriend," but I think you can have been going out that long, have met friends and still not be. Perhaps I'm projecting.

This is no time for your syllogistic logic! What's next, joining a gang? (If you've been in his gang for three months, and you haven't met--)

Interesting mail today. Buffistas Cookbook! Yay! And notice that my divorce is now final. Yay?