Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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katefate - Mar 14, 2006 7:46:57 am PST #3489 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

vw, props to you for wroking after such a night.

Wrok - the new wrod.


tommyrot - Mar 14, 2006 7:48:08 am PST #3490 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wrok - a Klingon's day job.


katefate - Mar 14, 2006 7:49:58 am PST #3491 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Now, I remember from back in Michigan, the way my spirits would lift with excitement at the sight of the first green furze on the willow trees, which meant that the brown landscape would soon become green.

Oh yeah, KB. When the sunlight hits a wooded hillside just right and turns the winter brown to a shimmery silvery-green? Heaven.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2006 7:56:52 am PST #3492 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

here is my chic new haircut.

Marks day on calendar, to celebrate it ever after.

Also, as everybody notes, Fay, the weight loss is really showing in your already lovely face. You should keep that cut for a good long time.

Ms. Bug! I've about had it with your body chemistry. Why must it torture you so? Clearly we need to download you into a new brain and body. We'll keep the face since it's so unbearably cute, but everything else, I think we need to start over.


vw bug - Mar 14, 2006 7:59:31 am PST #3493 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Why must it torture you so?

I don't know, but people are starting to talk. It needs to stop.

Thanks for the tip, Betsy! I'll try that when I get home.

Why, oh, why is the doctor not calling me back?


Trudy Booth - Mar 14, 2006 8:07:48 am PST #3494 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

BECAUSE HE"S A DICK VW!!!!!!!

Nah, he's just busy or something. But its more fun to call him names.

I'm enjoying my jeans being so big. I'm back at work and woozy as hell and asking my boss to check over everything I do-- but I swear I dropped five lbs. lying around and sweating like that.


vw bug - Mar 14, 2006 8:09:06 am PST #3495 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

BECAUSE HE"S A DICK VW!!!!!!!

Nah. He's a nice guy. Just busy and shit. It's just, this is important. To me. And I want to take care of it sooner rather than later.

Also, I don't want any more seizures. So, I want to make a plan. We are currently planless, and that's just no good.


katefate - Mar 14, 2006 8:14:45 am PST #3496 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Trudy's back at wrok, too?! Rock.

Lord, how I adore strong women.

vw, does your doctor know how many people are waiting for him to return your call, in addition to yourself?

We are currently planless

Of course, I read this 'beltless."


vw bug - Mar 14, 2006 8:16:29 am PST #3497 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

vw, does your doctor know how many people are waiting for him to return your call, in addition to yourself?

I don't think he fully understands this. Maybe someone else should call and leave a message for him to call me :).


katefate - Mar 14, 2006 8:32:44 am PST #3498 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

OMG, can you imagine?

"You're who again?"

"Yeah, that's my real name, but vw will know me better by my screen name."

"Screen name? VW? This is a doctor's office, not a garage."

"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!"