Clown will eat you?
Seems completely believable to me, yes.
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Mar 03, 2006 7:41:43 am PST #2229 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2006 7:41:47 am PST #2230 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Help ticket from hell.
That reminded me of this from The IT Crowd:
Roy: Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you? No, not on clothes. No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?
Spidra Webster - Mar 03, 2006 7:42:07 am PST #2231 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Ooh, I so empathize, amych. With customers like that, I eventually get like "Fine. I've told you what you need to do. If you don't want to do it, deal with consequences."
SuziQ - Mar 03, 2006 7:43:07 am PST #2232 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Thanks Steph.
Appears C's mom has Hep C.
amych - Mar 03, 2006 7:44:01 am PST #2233 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Appears C's mom has Hep C.
Oh, yipes!
Spidra Webster - Mar 03, 2006 7:45:32 am PST #2234 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Great quote, tommyrot.
Calli - Mar 03, 2006 7:57:29 am PST #2235 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Here's an NIH page with some Hep. C resource links: [link]
sj - Mar 03, 2006 8:01:00 am PST #2236 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The federal government is stupid and they suck.
MG, I'm sorry.
{{{juliana}}} I am sorry. I will be thinking of you on Oscar night.
juliana - Mar 03, 2006 8:11:08 am PST #2237 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Mmmm, chocolate.
Thanks, y'all. Spidra, would you mind sending an email to my profile addy? I don't know if I'll be up for it, but it sounds like fun.
Oh, MG. C doesn't really need that, poor thing.
SuziQ - Mar 03, 2006 8:13:57 am PST #2238 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Thanks all. C's mom is a nice gal, for the most part. I feel awful though there isn't anything I can do to help.