I wrote a poem, and AM pimping. I wrote it in 5 minutes and AM DYING for feedback.
SHAMELESS PIMPAGE
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Mar 02, 2006 4:52:01 pm PST #2119 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Strix - Mar 02, 2006 4:54:25 pm PST #2120 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
And....ooooh, SA, that rocks like a rockin thing at Red Rocks!
Happy happy joy joy!!!!!!!!!
erikaj - Mar 02, 2006 5:07:36 pm PST #2121 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I thought it was great.
Strix - Mar 02, 2006 5:09:00 pm PST #2122 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
my little poem? I so rarely write them, and they so rarely come all in one BOOM.
beth b - Mar 02, 2006 5:09:30 pm PST #2123 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Wheee. hoorraY for SA!
I hate when i have to tell people(patrons) a rule at work. Esp - when there is something that indicates that maybe there is a rule. And I really hate when people - esp adults get pouty and ranty about it. But what I really love , is when they say "I should get specail privlages because I am an adult , not a kid". Because I can go from feeling vaguely like I might have handled something better to feeling like the self rightous library goddess that I am.
Cass - Mar 02, 2006 5:20:34 pm PST #2124 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I saw an article recently about a guy in... Minnesota? maybe? who did just that on Craig's list. It was a rousing success until someone tried to take is stove and caused a gas leak.This is why we are doing it *outside* and I will put my bike in the living room. I fugure until someone tries to abscond with the nephlet, we're all good.
my bag was thereFab!
I ated too much chipotle chicken enchilada. And had a big prickly pear margarita. Duuuuuuuuuuuude.
DCJensen - Mar 02, 2006 5:46:42 pm PST #2125 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Yay SA!
I just started reading through Bitches and got to read the beginning, middle and happy ending of the tale of SA's lost bag. It was all there. Pathos! Drama! Regrets! Sorrow! Cell phoning! Elation!
Who needs TV? I have the Buffistas.
DCJensen - Mar 02, 2006 5:51:55 pm PST #2126 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I saw an article recently about a guy in... Minnesota? maybe? who did just that on Craig's list. It was a rousing success until someone tried to take is stove and caused a gas leak.
I think I posted a link to it here, too. back in post 1270.
ION, this headline intrigued me, but the story isn't worth a link:
Oscars viewers to hear word "bitches" in song
brenda m - Mar 02, 2006 5:56:14 pm PST #2127 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
SA, that's excellent!
Maybe my $100 bucks will turn up too.
Steph, I was a kind of boggled that she put you on Cipro, but I figured as the drug queen you'd know if something was off. Write the letter, for sure.
brenda m - Mar 02, 2006 5:57:06 pm PST #2128 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ION, this headline intrigued me, but the story isn't worth a link:
Oscars viewers to hear word "bitches" in song
Wow, I hope they don't have heart attacks or something.