I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:21:33 pm PST #1932 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, really. Don't have the legs for them.

Well. You do seem to dress with immaculate style that flatters your best features. So I guess I can let go of that image.

Erin needs those, though.


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 1:23:47 pm PST #1933 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

You jest. Close friendships don't come easily for me. First of all, there's the snarling and then there's also the biting and the growling.

I do jest. I can't stand it at work when my bestest snark friend is on vacation, and I actually like my job.

Those nawty stockings are hawt, but things that only come in one size? They suck.


Toddson - Mar 01, 2006 1:26:48 pm PST #1934 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, having incited the Bitches to spend money, I'm off. Good night all!


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:27:35 pm PST #1935 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but things that only come in one size? They suck.

::imagines Sparky wearing that item as a combo stocking/halter dress with the extra fabric::


Sean K - Mar 01, 2006 1:29:33 pm PST #1936 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That stocking link hurt me.

In a good way.


Lee - Mar 01, 2006 1:37:48 pm PST #1937 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sparky, are you still at work?

Insent, in case you are.


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 1:38:21 pm PST #1938 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Perkins, backflung with attachment.


vw bug - Mar 01, 2006 1:42:00 pm PST #1939 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm home.

I've taken my meds and will be going to bed shortly.

It was not a good day.


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 1:43:38 pm PST #1940 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

::sprinkles pixie dust on vw::


erikaj - Mar 01, 2006 1:55:48 pm PST #1941 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Also not improved by stockings, hot or otherwise.