I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


esse - Mar 01, 2006 4:06:41 am PST #1770 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I had eggo waffles for breakfast, but I suspect that doesn't god.

Good christ, I'm tired.

ETA: WTF? Where there is "god" I totally meant to write "count." I don't even know what is going on with my brain, because it took reading it twice more to realize there was something funny with it.


DCJensen - Mar 01, 2006 4:11:31 am PST #1771 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

We're not boring, just...repressed.

"'Elp! 'elp! I'm being repressed!"


SuziQ - Mar 01, 2006 4:33:02 am PST #1772 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I am at work. I have been here for an hour and a half already.

Can I go home yet?

See - I got nuttin. Just a whole pile of nuttin.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 4:41:54 am PST #1773 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

See - I got nuttin. Just a whole pile of nuttin.

Don't you have a trip to spring training coming up?

I want you to personally strength test Bobby Crosby's shoulder. Chavvy's too, for that matter.


SuziQ - Mar 01, 2006 4:58:25 am PST #1774 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I want you to personally strength test Bobby Crosby's shoulder. Chavvy's too, for that matter.

Hmmmmm, now that sounds kinky.


vw bug - Mar 01, 2006 4:59:57 am PST #1775 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Student finally showed up...very late, but at least I get paid for the hour. Finished tutoring and went to take my exam. Prof didn't show up.

This is not a good day.


Calli - Mar 01, 2006 5:13:35 am PST #1776 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Is there some sort of catastrophic calendar failure in your neck of the woods, vw? I'm glad you get paid anyway.


beth b - Mar 01, 2006 5:14:48 am PST #1777 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

why is everyone not showing up?

my cat wants me to do someting.

and I feel almost human, if slightly gronky.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 01, 2006 5:17:04 am PST #1778 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Finished tutoring and went to take my exam. Prof didn't show up.

The Hell?


Cashmere - Mar 01, 2006 5:22:54 am PST #1779 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Finished tutoring and went to take my exam. Prof didn't show up.

I'm going to go with the glass is half full on this one. Any time a prof doesn't show up and you don't have to take an exam--even one you're prepared for--is a good thing.