And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Feb 28, 2006 7:23:44 am PST #1570 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have no idea why I'm still in a good mood.

Because you escaped with your LIFE?!?!?


Nora Deirdre - Feb 28, 2006 7:26:31 am PST #1571 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

sj, you are not a loser. You are doing what you need to do.

That's quite an adventure, Raq!

And, OH GOD WHY DOES THIS UTI KEEP HURTING?


Spidra Webster - Feb 28, 2006 7:31:36 am PST #1572 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Nora, can you get to a drugstore and buy Uristat? It's an OTC painkiller for UTIs.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 28, 2006 7:34:17 am PST #1573 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh, I've been practically mainlining it (both AZO Standard and my presciption) since last night. This is the pain through my probable overdosing.


Spidra Webster - Feb 28, 2006 7:37:44 am PST #1574 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yow, that's awful. I assume you've been drinking cranberry juice (not Ocean Spray but the harcore 100% cranberry juice) as well?


Nora Deirdre - Feb 28, 2006 7:39:02 am PST #1575 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

no, I have no access to that. That's more preventative, though, isn't it?

I am drinking about a gazillion gallons of water though.


sj - Feb 28, 2006 7:42:13 am PST #1576 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Nora, get Northland. There is more cranberry juice in it, and it is mixed only with other juices.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2006 7:51:44 am PST #1577 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jayzus, Raq, I'm surprised there weren't dead bodies in your wake before you got to the caterpiller driver.


brenda m - Feb 28, 2006 7:53:44 am PST #1578 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jayzus, Raq, I'm surprised there weren't dead bodies in your wake before you got to the caterpiller driver.

But not after, 'cause Caterpillars are pretty handy for clearing that kind of mess.


Volans - Feb 28, 2006 8:01:59 am PST #1579 of 10001
move out and draw fire

But not after, 'cause Caterpillars are pretty handy for clearing that kind of mess.

And there was all that wet concrete just sitting there...

They have an OTC painkiller for UTIs? Blessed day!